Meet the Other Phone. Protection built in.

Meet the Other Phone.
Protection built in.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Telly addicts

EASTENDERS 31 - nooooooooooo spoilers EVER !!!!

973 replies

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/12/2018 13:46

So seems most of the top stories have been wrapped up

Tho Phil needs to find out about shazza. STill think may be preg - R.E.M. She had 2 men in a 2hrs 🙀🙀🙀

Abi is now adopted by grandad max

STU has confessed - tho till has the murder of their friend

Kim popped a baby boy named after granite

Only storyline left is MEL and ray wedding which happens tomorrow /nye/nyd

And

Where is baby cherry and Alfie? Will he bring her back

And will the slater house ever just have Martin STACEY and their kids

OP posts:
ILoveMaxiBondi · 22/01/2019 09:31

There was a weird time jump in tonight's episode between Dr Legg in the chair and people talking about him being in hospital.

Yes, one scene Sonia was standing scowling at Stuart while Dr Legg was in the chair, very next scene Sonia was scrubbing the front door. Back in classic EE we’d have seen the ambulance arrive, and loading him into it with super Sonia dishing out all his vital stats to the paramedic.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 22/01/2019 09:35

They seemed to be trying to sell “football Mum” as a Nancy replacement. I can’t see it at all but Linda kept mentioning Nancy and asking Mick who FM reminded him of becaus ehse was so stubborn etc. Next thing mick is jumping up, full of the joys of spring and telling linda to call nancy. Confused FM is nothing like Nancy.

The80sweregreat · 22/01/2019 09:57

Megan is annoying , let's hope she gets her money and disappears to the training ground never to be seen again.

It's unusual that we're split over the Stuart ' did he or didn't he' deliberately mean to hurt the good doctor! Given his track record it's natural to feel his guilty as anything but he also has 'hidden depths' too.
Maybe the writers don't know either!

Mo could have helped Hayley put that baby gym together; selfish cow!
She is never at work either.

nancy75 · 22/01/2019 10:56

I thought Tommy was wearing school uniform, obviously it's quick and easy to get a child registered and started in one of London's massively over subscribed schools, in the middle of a school year, when you have no paperwork to prove where the child lives!

Bloominglovely · 22/01/2019 11:13

Watford’ has a very obliging school don’t you know Grin Come, go, attend, don’t attend, the doors are always open.... No readjustment or settling in times required either. Just turn up!

Meanwhile in Spain there is a school sending out letters wondering where its pupils are!

PremierNaps · 22/01/2019 12:45

Do we think FM is going to cause trouble?

ILoveMaxiBondi · 22/01/2019 12:47

I think so premier. I think her and Mick will get close through the football and Linda will get jealous. Mick might use her to get back at linda for Stuart. He’s still not over that.

SoupDragon · 22/01/2019 12:53

Not the Mick Gets Tempted storyline again - I can't take it...

dogsdinnerlady · 22/01/2019 13:20

What's the point of scrubbing at spray paint with soap and water? Get some white spirit!
How come Hayley gets instant admittance to a residential mental health unit? I've read stories about people having to wait months for a bed then getting sent hundreds of miles away. The health service in EE is great.

The80sweregreat · 22/01/2019 13:36

They had problems getting Stacey in a mother and baby unit ; that was quite realistic and well researched but this with Hayley seems a bit rushed.
(Maybe it's a bit easier this time as they haven't even discussed Cherry going with her, poor child)
Anyway, I bet Kat gets all possessive of the baby.
I hope mick doesn't have an affair ; they've had enough heartbreak.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 22/01/2019 13:44

I know that in my trust a suicide attempt (which they are saying Hayley was doing by walking in front of the bus) gets you instant admission to a unit. It may not be your nearest one but you generally will get in one pretty quickly. But Hayley is in London so I imagine it would be under quite a lot more pressure than my area.

DameSquashalot · 22/01/2019 13:48

dogsdinnerlady

What's the point of scrubbing at spray paint with soap and water? Get some white spirit!

I agree. Same when they spend AGES dabbing at cuts and grazes with cotton wool.

Blondeshavemorefun · 22/01/2019 14:00

Yes course all kids get into walford high 🙄

Poor Hayley. Not fair she is to be apart from cherry

MO said naff off. I had subtitles as oh watching football

New football mum is very annoying. And hope no affair

I don’t think it was STU and menace will prove his innocence with drone. Think I said that before

And paint the door

Nancy is fine. She’s a paramedic in casualty 😂😂😂

So nice to have no Evie

OP posts:
qazxc · 22/01/2019 14:02

Yes, white spirit or repaint the door.
I'm assuming that Hayley is to be dispatched to a unit and Kat and Alfie start playing happy families with Cherry and forget about the kidnapping (as everyone else seems to). If I were Hayley, I wouldn't want Kat and Alfie looking after Cherry in case they do a bunk. Jean, Stacey, Mo or the fostering couple accross the square would be preferable.

dogsdinnerlady · 22/01/2019 18:41

Dame..You are right. Every first aid emergency on TV is treated with a bowl of water and a dab of cotton wool.

Bloominglovely · 22/01/2019 19:04

I hope this isn’t classed as a spoiler because i do not read spoilers, but I subscribe to EE on IG and tonight they are doing little clips ahead of the NTA and Chris Timothy introduces himself as ‘I played Ted’. Played? He must not be returning if using past tense?

ILoveMaxiBondi · 22/01/2019 19:56

Oh flipping hell. Are we supposed to believe Alfie has had thsi car stowed away in a lock up all this time and would rather steal from his friends than sell it or take a loan out against it? He put himself in debt to install a sodding fireplace he couldn’t afford for no reason whatsoever. All the while he’s sitting on thousands? Nah.

The80sweregreat · 22/01/2019 20:01

I'm guessing that wasn't his car ! ?
He is unbelievable.
Well done Dot for kicking out Stuart.
What is Phil up to with dirty money?

SoupDragon · 22/01/2019 20:04

Didn't Kat and Alfie leave for Spain in a Capri though?

The80sweregreat · 22/01/2019 20:05

That Capri is always back and forth!
Where was this lock up? Must have been close as Phil was back with his Hawaiian pizza in on time!

ILoveMaxiBondi · 22/01/2019 20:22

Whats the car Kat smashed the windows In a few weeks ago? I thought that was the one they left for Spain in ages ago.

Lemoneeza · 22/01/2019 20:38

this thread deserves an nta award for sticking with this tripe.

iknowimcoming · 22/01/2019 21:12

So Denise has arrived home from her holiday with Kim pearl and the new baby without Kim pearl and the new baby and no one comments but 5 mins later Kush is dumped. It's like someone's cocked up the editing and the scenes are not in the right order Confused

iknowimcoming · 22/01/2019 21:14

Denise is home but Kim pearl and the new baby are no where to be seen have they gone to the same place as Ted, Mel and Munter?

The80sweregreat · 22/01/2019 21:28

Denise has a job so I guess she had to fly back before the others. Kim must be on mat leave so can stay on. Phil must have been very generous with the dosh for such a long trip!
Poor Kush: i bet dodgy Mitch will move in on Denise now.
Bailey is his daughter then? I guessed that one a while back ; I am amazed Street wise Karen hasn't cottoned on though. She is normally pretty switched on.