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EASTENDERS 31 - nooooooooooo spoilers EVER !!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 30/12/2018 13:46

So seems most of the top stories have been wrapped up

Tho Phil needs to find out about shazza. STill think may be preg - R.E.M. She had 2 men in a 2hrs 🙀🙀🙀

Abi is now adopted by grandad max

STU has confessed - tho till has the murder of their friend

Kim popped a baby boy named after granite

Only storyline left is MEL and ray wedding which happens tomorrow /nye/nyd

And

Where is baby cherry and Alfie? Will he bring her back

And will the slater house ever just have Martin STACEY and their kids

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Thymeout · 09/01/2019 12:00

Do EE know nothing about babies? 1 yr olds can roll over, crawl, stand up holding on, some are walking. Abi doesn't even look as if she could sit up unsupported. It's hard to tell the difference between her and Cherry who's meant to be 10 months younger.

The plot-lines are daft enough. They could at least get the basics right.

PatricksRum · 09/01/2019 12:08

@Bloominglovely I thought that re air freshener. My baby's nappies never small that bad that you can smell them whilst holding her let alone in another room. Confused

PatricksRum · 09/01/2019 12:10

Yeah and I kept wondering why the baby was in a pram like that a 1 year old. I missed a lot of ee when abi gave birth etc so I thought maybe the baby had a slow start or disability but no, just stupid ee writers!

Akire · 09/01/2019 12:25

You are right about pram another thing was bugging me but coulnt place it. Abi was prem by 2–3m? Even so would be sitting and pulling self up out of pram. The cake... all supermarkets sell birthday cakes, grab a tube of icing or letter candles and good to go.

qazxc · 09/01/2019 13:15

So Ian who has had children kidnapped by ex wife is fine to help Alfie do the same?
Agree about the fuss over birthday cake, could they not get one from mini mart or I'm sure Dot (or Ian, as he is sort of grandfather) would have been willing and able to knock up a cake.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 09/01/2019 13:46

i did think strage abi just sat/lay down in buggy awake

could raine be preg .....

and with jacks baby, coz we know he likes to father lots of kids and ideally parents related

surely mick would have a restraining order against stu for what he did

if kat knew alfie and cherry were across the road, why didt she tell hayley

or is she planning to run away with alife

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lazymum99 · 09/01/2019 14:54

If Raine is pregnant that is yet another infertile person conceiving.
Regarding education etc, wasn't Bex supposed to be ultra clever and trying for oxbridge. If so she has missed the boat there. Isn't this her final year at school. I thought she turned 18 recently.

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2019 15:21

I don't think Rainie is pregnant ; been done to death ( pardon the pun) but jack is a contender for daddy status if she is! ) she must be quite a way in as they slept together ages ago)
I have a hunch it'll be just exhaustion or maybe some kind of disease.

Optimist1 · 09/01/2019 15:47

I wasn't watching very closely but hope that Rainie was just faking to explain the ruined birthday cake (damaged in the fall). I would prefer that to another paternity puzzle, TBH.

potatoscone · 09/01/2019 16:27

She wasn't faking, she dropped the cake because she was dizzy.

youarenotkiddingme · 09/01/2019 16:37

Denny is in secondary now. I remember the whole what school to chose and his first day etc.
Can't remember if he's year 7 or 8 now though?

I hope Ian dobs Alfie in! I actually don't want cherry to be kidnapped. Hayley is growing on me!

SoupDragon · 09/01/2019 16:41

Denny is Y7. Louise is 17 and Bex is 18 and should find out about Oxbridge on Monday I think. Assuming EE is running to the same timeline as DS2!

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2019 17:12

Soup. Wish your son good luck!

I doubt they are running to the same timeline for Uni applications somehow! They could look it up but the writers using the internet .. half the time they seem in a different universe to us mere mortals.
I forgot Denny is now at 'big' school.
How time flies eh?

gingercat02 · 09/01/2019 17:41

I just can't imagine the DoC eating a takeaway at all. I find it hard to think of them doing any of the usual things us plebs do. I bet the kids have dinner early (as I think they do every night) and then Kate and Will have a very civilised dinner and wine but only a glass to keep the calories down

SoupDragon · 09/01/2019 17:43

Thank you :)

Given how much work Bex has put into her application/interview/entrance exam, I suspect they aren't working to the same timetable 😂😂

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2019 17:59

Ginger! Lol. Wrong thread!
I can't see them eating a Chinese take out either , but Wills was in the RAF so I suppose he did eat junk now and again during training! She looks like doesn't eat much ( or much in the way of fried chicken or a Big Mac)

lazymum99 · 09/01/2019 18:01

When Tamwar tried for Oxford/Cambridge and didn’t get in he just gave up on university. He had no second choice nothing. It was like oxbridge or dads curry stall.
It was, however, quite realistic when Abi didn’t get her grades to be a vet.

lazymum99 · 09/01/2019 18:02

Haha. If I had ‘staff’ to cook and clean up I wouldn’t bother with a takeaway either.

lazymum99 · 09/01/2019 18:03

I need to find that thread!

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2019 18:04

Abi's dog, Tramp, ( ?) she run that poor pet over when she found out she couldn't go to uni! I think that's right but she did go all strange and ended up stealing dog x Rays for Steven and sleeping with her brother in law.
Libby went to Oxford ; she's the most intelligent one in EE ( so far)
Bex has potential!

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2019 18:08

I bet the children eat with ' nanny' ( or nannies) in the nursery and the parents get out the silver for their meals!
I did read that he Queen likes a meal on a tray in front of the TV and she did watch EE!
The takeaway menus must be a thing of wonder at any palace! ( I bet Megs is a vegan!)

youarenotkiddingme · 09/01/2019 18:32

Can you imaging the RF ordering off just eat and then filling in the address for delivery bit!

Oh yes about Abu and the dog and failure to get into college/uni.
Isn't that when her and Lauren started off having arguments because Abi had always been the clever one and thought she should de better than her sister blah blah blah?

Akire · 09/01/2019 18:36

Those were days years and years of kids being told to do their homework. Least these days don’t pretend any more! Be good for least one child other than tHe famous one who went to (and stayed at Oxford) they all seem to just work dead end jobs on square.

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2019 18:37

Youare, ha ha!
' Jeeves, the delivery mans at the door with the pizzas , give him a tip . Ta love'
As if! I bet the security guys have to go out and get it and check it first ( but I just can't see them ever eating one!)
Poor kids will never have a ' happy toy' ! Lol

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2019 18:41

Mind you, I did read that Kate n william went to the pictures once; had to sit up the back and go in last / first out. I guess they put on the dark glasses and heads down.

They may well walk among us ( and the princes have motorbikes , good for being anonymous too)