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EASTENDERS 31 - nooooooooooo spoilers EVER !!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 30/12/2018 13:46

So seems most of the top stories have been wrapped up

Tho Phil needs to find out about shazza. STill think may be preg - R.E.M. She had 2 men in a 2hrs 🙀🙀🙀

Abi is now adopted by grandad max

STU has confessed - tho till has the murder of their friend

Kim popped a baby boy named after granite

Only storyline left is MEL and ray wedding which happens tomorrow /nye/nyd

And

Where is baby cherry and Alfie? Will he bring her back

And will the slater house ever just have Martin STACEY and their kids

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The80sweregreat · 08/01/2019 20:20

How you forget how little babies look though. Mine are in their twenties and really huge! I can't remember them little at all.
A lot of fuss for Abi's birthday. She's only one! ( I know she's motherless and has Max and rainie as ' parents')
Poor kid.

The80sweregreat · 08/01/2019 20:29

Jean's coat was horrible! What is it with EE and terrible coats and jackets?

southeastdweller · 08/01/2019 20:31

I just want to slap Evie for the way she talks (or the way the actress talks as her). Sounds like she's got something in her mouth. Very unnatural. Don't they audition actors on EE now?

The80sweregreat · 08/01/2019 20:33

I still think Evie looks like the late Amy winehouse! Dh agreed with me too. It's her hair.
She does talk out the side of her mouth. Its distracting.

Bloominglovely · 08/01/2019 20:34

I find Hayley easier to u derstand now than before. Before I had to replay her scenes a few times and even then just guessed what she was saying. Has she changed her accent or have I got used to it?

The80sweregreat · 08/01/2019 20:34

Misery Mick! Simone give him a slap? ( Shirley?)

The80sweregreat · 08/01/2019 20:37

Rainie looked dead ! But we know it's not true as nobody has died in ages! She will be fine.

SinisterBumFacedCat · 08/01/2019 20:48

Maybe Raine is pregnant...

I fucking knew Alfie would do a runner. I wish they'd kill him in a stupid way, like he runs himself over, Brian Harvey style.

youarenotkiddingme · 08/01/2019 21:19

Sinister - that's exactly what I thought!

Baby abi does not look 1.

Cherry does not look 2-3 months.

Alfie is annoying but I feel a tinge if sorrow for him.

Karen is just hilarious. Love how Bernie humours her.

Wtf is Evie game? Reckon Tiff will do a big deal for her soon and it'll all go wrong.

abetterplace · 08/01/2019 21:51

Maybe Max will do a pulse check, and then maybe call for a hearse.... and then she'll get the fuck up like every other person that 'died' this week!!!

BreconBeBuggered · 08/01/2019 21:54

Couldn't get over leaving baby Abi in a pram while Max and Rainie went about their day. Better to leave them with an invisible childminder than pretend one-year-olds will happily lie around like teddy bears until it's convenient to pick them up and play with them.
If anyone sees Alfie, knee him in the bollocks for me. Oh, and we still don't know what Munter was doing pissing around with that gun last Friday.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 08/01/2019 21:58

Oh yeah! Munter could be lying in a pool of his own blood for all we know! They haven’t even touched on that. Presumably all will be fine and he’ll saunter across the square twirling a handgun round his index finger thinking he’s the new Phil Mitchell Grin

tiredmoma · 08/01/2019 22:36

I forgot all about munter!!! Shows how much i care dont it?! If i was haley i would have been straight across that square come sunrise to get my baby back!! I knew alfie would do a runner! 🤬
I reckon there is something evie has against the taylors?! First she wanted keenan on drugs (tried a couple of times!) now this with bernie trying to spilt her and tiff up and ages ago there was a firework put threw their letterbox and there was a few of the 'lads' watching their flat and i think your man (stuffs his bottoms into his socks (eww)) had said something about 'them getting their time' or something........ could be very wrong but!!

AutumnCrow · 08/01/2019 22:39

I have missed a lot of EE over Xmas and New Year - just seen glimpses while people keep talking to me about Other Things.

Sounds utterly bizarre.

PatricksRum · 09/01/2019 03:52

So Alfie puts baby Cherry in the back of the car without strapping her in then suddenly she's in the front seat belts and all.

youarenotkiddingme · 09/01/2019 05:18

I thought that then realised it was the black holdall he put in the back!
I don't think he'll run. I think he'll come to his senses and return her.

SoupDragon · 09/01/2019 07:16

I'm not convinced he has any senses to come to.

SinisterBumFacedCat · 09/01/2019 08:28

They are just repeating the same story over again, he's dead, no he isn't, Mel's dead, no she's not, Rays dead, no he isn't, yes he is, Alfie steals Cherry, decides to bring her back, steals her again, after some self indulgent monologue we are supposed to care about and abandoning his three sons who he had raised since birth. Wanker.

iknowimcoming · 09/01/2019 09:01

I thought jack said in previous episode he was going round to Mel's at 9am sharp next morning? We saw him briefly talking to rainie then nothing! Rainie deffo preggers imo. Wonder if Ray is still dead dead? Alfie? Ffs wish he'd just do one!

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2019 09:22

I think we're meant to feel sorry for Alfie and cherry ; I just feel sorry for cherry!
Her dad isn't doing her any favours at all.
She's had a bad start ; her Nan tried to sell her on and now Alfie has run off with her and left his other children to it as well.

Bloominglovely · 09/01/2019 10:11

Are we really meant to feel sorry for Alfie? Full of self pity whilst abandoning his three children because his daughter is ‘pure’. It sits very uneasily with me.

What was Ian doing spraying air freshener around a baby? Ian has more experience and sense than that.

Rainie must be pregnant. Dizzy spells although her John Wayne fall to the floor was a bit OTT!

Evie said last night that Tiff was keeping her options open and she understood why. I took that to mean that she herself is keeping her options open? Isn’t there a story of child grooming going on there too? Evie is much older than Toff?

Have Bernie and Toff dropped out of school? They are never there anymore? Louise is never going to get into college either, school is never even mentioned around her and she is in the Vic mote now. Then again her father and Sharon constantky take extended holidays so Louise and Denny rear themselves. At least every now and then Sonja mentions school and college to Becs.

PFB1 · 09/01/2019 10:14

Could Rainie be pregnant with Jacks baby? Or was that too long ago?

Akire · 09/01/2019 10:50

I knew I was missing something last night, another case of writers not noticing or caring. Don’t give people the Duff duffs then completely ignore they may be dead. (Please let him be dead!)

Agree Alfie totally off character, he now trust Kat leave her charge of 3 kids in super over crowded house? Is his funeral business just a scam? Where is he going live Abdul work with new baby? He can’t just go back to whatever he was doing in Spain.

Rane has to be pregnant not sure what else it could be, wouldn’t put it Max to just leave her for dead. No love lost there.

Bloominglovely · 09/01/2019 10:55

Perhaps this is where Max realises Raine is the love of his life? Not his first wife, not Tanya, not Stacey..... it’s Raine - Duff Duff. Bizarre too that Max is stressed over a one year old’s birthday cake yet has forgotten Oscar is living within driving distance! And no mention of Lauren whatsoever and her baby and their whereabouts?

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2019 11:32

OTT reaction to a dropped cake. You would either try to save it ( it was in a box when it was dropped) or just buy anew one.
Or not bother!
Agree that school is not mentioned at all. Denny is only ten ( ?) but hardly there.
The twins would have to be signed up for primary. Lou carries on like a early 20 something not a young teen!