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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/12/2018 20:34

He's there because there's food and cameras. Like catnip to the grocer.
Ooft, that bow tie is very bright.
Very nice-damned with faint praise again.

whatajollysnowshower · 18/12/2018 20:34

Roll out the barrel me luvlies, chunky colourful ‘alibut🙄 professional TWAT.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:34

That's alright, then.

Taffeta · 18/12/2018 20:34

I like the green chairs

[misses point of thread]

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:35

His face froze momentarily there when it was suggested that he was a bit ambitious with the dish.

fourbaubles · 18/12/2018 20:36

Thank fuck although Greggggg was champing at the bit to throw in his 2 pennies worth he shut the fuck up for once.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:36

Poor Laurence!

Shirleyphallus · 18/12/2018 20:36

Lawrence is about to cry, I really feel for him!

Naughty1205 · 18/12/2018 20:37

Oh no Laurence .Can't watch!

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:37

Shut up Marcus! You'll just stress him.

Taffeta · 18/12/2018 20:37

Get off his fucking back Marcus you twat

whatajollysnowshower · 18/12/2018 20:37

Oh please Larry hang in on there ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/12/2018 20:37

That man’s voice does not match his face.

Taffeta · 18/12/2018 20:37

(((((cuddles for Laurence)))))

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:38

Oh gawd! Spume again!

fourbaubles · 18/12/2018 20:38

Looks lovely. Much better on the eye than Chucky's.

Taffeta · 18/12/2018 20:38

Looks divine

lettingthe12daysofXmasgoby · 18/12/2018 20:38

There don't seem to be many chefs in the chef's room, I'm sure there are usually more than that.

Shirleyphallus · 18/12/2018 20:38

Oh swit swoo, who was that hunky chef?! (The first one that commented on the lobster)

CrispbuttyNo1 · 18/12/2018 20:39

Laurence need to be kicked out for saying oui too much

whatajollysnowshower · 18/12/2018 20:39

Oh the tension

Pencilmuseum · 18/12/2018 20:39

little bit mixed there Laurence. I want to wipe his forehead

jay55 · 18/12/2018 20:39

Marcus clearly likes Lawrence.

Wingbing · 18/12/2018 20:40

They love Larry’s dish! Who really cares that he’s a bit late.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:40

Well - it's done, son. Don' worry about it -they'll appreciate it all the more for waiting for it.

(My mother told me this about men and sex, and I'm sure it applies to chefs and lobsters, too)