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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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Pencilmuseum · 18/12/2018 20:16

no wonder Chucky's eyes are red. Peeling onions without lunettes chef?

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:17

Well . . . .he says not, Baubles

MrsTommyBanks · 18/12/2018 20:17

Thanks Halsall

CrispbuttyNo1 · 18/12/2018 20:17

Thanks halsall. I made the pate which was duck, port and tarragon.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:18

Right - onto the picture now.

Monica's hair is sticking up more than mine is!

Shirleyphallus · 18/12/2018 20:18

“Everyone loves a meaty carrot”

I MISS GREGG

Taffeta · 18/12/2018 20:19

Crisp - yum. Love tarragon

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:19

What's he making? Cinder toffee?

fourbaubles · 18/12/2018 20:19

Shirley Grin A meaty carrot indeed.

Shirleyphallus · 18/12/2018 20:19

“Suck it and see”

SRSLY WHERE IS GREGG

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:19

That looks vile - Ole! What are you thinking?

Taffeta · 18/12/2018 20:19

He’s made apple bootlaces Grin

CrispbuttyNo1 · 18/12/2018 20:19

The last time I made honeycomb it didn’t end well. It puffed up, and up, and up, and over the pan all over the hob. And set like cement, 🤬

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:20

Perhaps he's gone in to early labour Shirley

He was looking very . . .extended . . . .

Taffeta · 18/12/2018 20:20

I don’t get the point of artichokes at all

MrsTommyBanks · 18/12/2018 20:21

I can't abide artichokes

jay55 · 18/12/2018 20:21

Agreed Taffeta too much work for little reward

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:21

Aaah! Matthew and Laurence are so cute!

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:22

They make you fart as well, Taffeta

I don't need any help

CrispbuttyNo1 · 18/12/2018 20:22

I love artichoke but I buy the tinned or deli prepared ones . I’m a trained chef who can honestly say I’ve never cooked one 😂

Shirleyphallus · 18/12/2018 20:22

Chucky looks like he’s done this before

With eyeballs

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:22

Schaden and Shirley I couldn't have done it without you Xmas Grin

Didn't Heston Blumenthal do pine-flavoured loo-cleaner mince pies for Waitrose last year? Hardly cutting-edge, eh, Oli? Hmm

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/12/2018 20:22

I wonder which of our ancestors discovered that artichokes could be made edible with phenomenal amounts of time and effort.

Wolfcub · 18/12/2018 20:22

Chill out Chucky

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:22

Chuchy is such a tosser, bless him . . .