A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

That's just what I said to Mr Schaden Shirley

Trichonosis on a plate

Oh fuck.

“Undercooked pork is a sure fire way to get worms I’d guess”

It’s fairly safe these days.

Chucky looks sunburned

Oooh! Chucky is becoming human.

Its only the gurning grocer

"Tapioca BREAD"?

Just spotted a J Cloth! (I’m a big fan)

The speaking cock is there. DP just said “whys he there - he’s not a chef “..

That looks....wrong.

Hands up everyone who is willing those spheres to burst!

That's just what I said to Mr Schaden Shirley

Still, at least you’d drop a few lbs before Christmas

I’m not too keen on the look of that dish. And he gives me the creeps.

Chucky's getting pleasanter and pleasanter - he's so much nicer!

Maybe he was really nervous at the start and compensated by being a twat?

He's lost some weight, too - maybe that baby is keeping him awake.

Not the best looking dish. But he's smug as fuck

What a load of old wank.

I'd eat the pickled onion and the fish.

It honestly looks rank. Very 70s.

I do love a pickled onion though

Why can’t any of the professional chefs pronounce cerviche

Still, at least you’d drop a few lbs before Christmas

What's that supposed to mean?

The chefs are not keen are they

I want a pickled onion now.

I don't like the look of Chucky's dish at all, sorry. And 'tapioca bread'? No. A tiny wafer? Noooooooooo.

Not you personally Schady, I meant “one”. You’re perfect as you are!!

‘Jocky’ has a thousand yard stare about him - comes from working with Ramsay I imagine.