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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 27/12/2018 20:49

"Loveliest tart I've ever eaten".

(I know - it's my bad mind)

Grinchly · 27/12/2018 20:49

Go on Ellie...

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/12/2018 20:50

Go Ellie!
Cmon the wummans.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 27/12/2018 20:51

I thought baby onions were spring onions Grouchy

Anyone able to elucidate?

RomaineCalm · 27/12/2018 20:51

I wonder whether any of these contestants have toyed with putting together some really bizarre combinations (like we used to have in the old invention test) just to see whether the judges would now wax lyrical about it.

... Rhubard and balsamic olives with chocolate and garlic custard. Lovely.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/12/2018 20:51

His lamb looks just as uncooked as other Scott's lamb.

Wolfcub · 27/12/2018 20:51

“Like a salty tang of cheese” it is a salty tang of cheese you fuckwit

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 27/12/2018 20:51

"Not a lot"

No good for me, I'm afraid . . .

Grinchly · 27/12/2018 20:52

I love baa ing lamb but both those were too under for me. The fat was white.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 27/12/2018 20:53

How can they judge this?

Every cook is exceptional and original - do they use the plate art as the decider?

GrouchyKiwi · 27/12/2018 20:53

Wow Claire's dishes look beautiful.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/12/2018 20:53

Scott is Limmy isn't he?
Clare's looks lovely.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 27/12/2018 20:54

That's how I felt about the lamb Grinchly.

If I wanted my meat as underdone as that I would chase it through the fields and tear it apart with my teeth.

RomaineCalm · 27/12/2018 20:54

I don't know how they can choose between them. They are all amazing but different.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 27/12/2018 20:54

Half a plate again

I' not keen on that sort of presentation, myself.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/12/2018 20:55

That's very pretty, but not much of it. I reckon she's won.

BasiliskStare · 27/12/2018 20:56

Even if all you saw was his fat arse getting hit by the door on his way out, it would be too much.

Good to know in amongst the loveliness of Monica & the sensible comments of Michel that Gregg has not forgotten how to shout. How lovely he managed not to fall off the boat. Wink I am not sure ( and it seems to me is is just using longer sentences ) - he is really still adding anything. "All the flavours of a high street curry ? " Hmm

Do you think the BBC have just taken out their swords like the 4 musketeers and have met us in a clearing to defend their honour

ha ha

GrouchyKiwi · 27/12/2018 20:56

Claire to win!

Grinchly · 27/12/2018 20:56

I would give that olive thing a try. Not a huge sweet tooth. Not sure about the fine dining curry house lamb tho...

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 27/12/2018 20:56

I want Claire or Ellie to win because

a) wimmin

b) aren't presenting raw flesh gonna plate

c) not using wankery

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 27/12/2018 20:58

*onna , not gonna

SHUTTTUP YOU SHOUTY TWAT!!!!

Grinchly · 27/12/2018 20:58

Ellie to win. Digits crossed

MrsTommyBanks · 27/12/2018 20:58

I want to smash Gregg. In the face with a record player.
And I'm not a violent woman.

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 27/12/2018 20:59

Oooh sorry, I got distracted.

Did someone say.......THE CLAW????

A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4
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GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 27/12/2018 20:59

Sorry Monica -but yes, there are losers.