A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

crisp feel your pain, I think the alternative name of cinder toffee is more apt.

chucky is doing chef-mansplaining

Whoa potato cutting sorcery

That looks the sort of mandoline I need - you keep your hands well away from the blade.

Marcus is like a big meerkat peering over at the chefs

Pine. Sounds so wrong.

I wonder which of our ancestors discovered that artichokes could be made edible with phenomenal amounts of time and effort.

One with too much time on their hands fleas

Nope. Pine (and lavender) has no place in a tasty bit of grub.

With eyeballs

Does Gordan Ramsey sit at home wondering why he hasn’t had an invite to this?

Who's the lad with the "Glasgow Smile"

Urgh more jaycloths

I’m with you, Schaden, can’t watch a mandolin being used, it’s like knife throwing at a glamorous assistant fixed to a revolving wheel...

Nah1 Shirley - he puts his foot through the telly and swears at it.

That slo-mo segment looked like Reservoir Chefs

Went to one of Atul’s gaffs the other week

Food was awesome

Chucky can't take the stress of a proper kitchen

pencil

Oooh chefsplaining - spot on.

I think Dean has read in a manual how to be confident and just got it SO wrong. But it’s becoming entertaining rather than annoying to me as it seems to be without malice and his skill compensates

Halsall

Undercooked pork is a sure fire way to get worms I’d guess

Oooooh Lawrence

Those shots of dumplings look as though there's been an explosion somewhere

Poor Laurence. That’s me in the kitchen some days. I don’t know how they manage to get through without swearing .

Evening, I'm struggling tonight with unreliable iPad, manic pupster and trying to finish Christmas presents. I seechucky didn't help out.
I do not fancy Christmas tree three ways.

Lolly could do with a few mins in the blast chiller bless him