A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

Mill foy . Shoot me now.

I'd really like one of the rounds to include someone going round with a meat thermometer at the point where the meal would normally be served to a customer. So see if they are actually serving things up at a decent temperature, rather than spending half an hour on display so the hot food goes cold and the ice cream melts.

FUCK OFF YOU SWEET TOOTHED NUMPTY.

Northerners like their gravy no matter what wanky name it is given Grinchly

Could they do a joint winner maybe?

yes Schaden. how many times have you had hot food cold on a cold plate abroad?

Next up it’s dean

Confit egg - first time this series, I think.

“Dean’s touch”

Keep it away from me please

Monica is not a Dean fan is she

Tartare - that's raw isn't it?

How can you claim to have cooked that?

Oh Fuck!

he's going to win . . .

Hmmm, Monica's on the fence here, deffo.......

Dean really doesn't cope well with criticism.

Monica not thrilled by the fregola pasta

Marcus likes Dean doesn't he.
Oh god this pudding will have Gregg orgasming won't it

What’s all this crumb malarkey?

I can’t understand why they said it was so close given that neither of them have had entirely positive comments

Also, when they say “hardest final to call ever” isn’t that a bit offensive to runners up from previous years

Oh Gawd!

He's going to be insufferable now (well, he was before, but you know what I mean)

Aww Marcus. That was sweet. Dean's response to that was lovely.

Cmon lolly. Yeah it's Chucky.

Come on Lolly...

Dried dandruff? Oooo parameter!!!

Another dashi sauce

Oh no. No. Noooooo