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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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Shirleyphallus · 20/12/2018 20:48

He’s only gone and done a fucking perimeter

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:48

Oh no raw Tom toms Sad

fourbaubles · 20/12/2018 20:48

I have gone off Marcus.

Shirleyphallus · 20/12/2018 20:49

YES LOLLY!!!!!!! Go on son!

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:49

Oh hurrah Great comments from Marcus

Footle · 20/12/2018 20:49

Can't watch and comment

fourbaubles · 20/12/2018 20:49

I've gone back on Marcus again

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 20:49

This sounds very very hopeful!

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 20/12/2018 20:49

Oooh, maybe Larry's redeemed himself with his hispi'n'nashi nosh?

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Footle · 20/12/2018 20:49

Lolly surely

AttilaTheMeerkat · 20/12/2018 20:50

Praise indeed for Lawrence re his main, they all love it

Naughty1205 · 20/12/2018 20:50

Fuck, can't cope. I'm a few mins behind as paused to write Christmas cards, reading comments I'm freaking out about Chucky winning? Aaargh!

Footle · 20/12/2018 20:50

Christmas cards??

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2018 20:50

Grin four

Binglebong · 20/12/2018 20:50

Hmmm, none of them are perfect. And all are forgettable. Does anyone remember year back the one who made updated traditional sweets for his pudding?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/12/2018 20:51

There hope...

Wolfcub · 20/12/2018 20:51

I think Los has got this

Naughty1205 · 20/12/2018 20:51

Yeah Christmas cards, if I don't post these tomorrow I'm fucked!

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 20:51

Oooh! He's got to win, surely!

FUCK OFF GREGGGG!

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:52

Go on Lolly. It has to be.

Shirleyphallus · 20/12/2018 20:52

He HAS to have it surely?!

Then Chucky will melt in to a pool of oblivion behind him

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:52

Ha Chucky didn't like that did he.

Footle · 20/12/2018 20:52

Go and jump in the shower Laurie

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/12/2018 20:52

Laurence has won hasn’t he?

AttilaTheMeerkat · 20/12/2018 20:52

Surely Lawrence has won this