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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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fourbaubles · 20/12/2018 20:34

There is something a bit grubby about wearing a sweater directly against the skin I feel. Grubby, not sexy.

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:34

Go on Larry!
Swooning at aero thingy

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/12/2018 20:35

Lollys made an aero! I'm tipping him, thought olly is more engaging.

MrsTommyBanks · 20/12/2018 20:35

I know Schaden, I know.

I'm a bag of nerves here...

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:36

Holy shit just seen Gregggg and his jumper next the skin. No.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 20:36

This is the tensest final I can remember.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/12/2018 20:37

Can anyone enlighten me as to how they actually serve the food so that the second and third chefs’ dishes don’t deteriorate while they’re waiting? Do they stagger their ‘service’?

Shirleyphallus · 20/12/2018 20:37

Nice of Dean to have garnished his dish with sweat droplets

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2018 20:37

So cute to see Monica's nervous finger twitching.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 20:37

four

Grinchly

I know - "sweater au peau" is just sordid

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:37

Olly is great on camera I agree but not convince of this hogwart and brine blight dish

Shirleyphallus · 20/12/2018 20:38

Myimaginarycathasfleas

Apparently it is all cold when they eat it, because of having to do all the shots of it

Joinourclub · 20/12/2018 20:38

Ollie is too cute

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2018 20:38

I don't want to eat things that are called "X's Beard".

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 20:38

Shrley

"perimeter of perspiration"

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 20/12/2018 20:38

I've always wondered that, my imaginarycat

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Wolfcub · 20/12/2018 20:39

Squeaked home for the last twenty minutes. Who is doing well?

Shirleyphallus · 20/12/2018 20:39

Schady

“A wall of odour de body”

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:39

Now there is a decent serving of jus. Can tell he is from the North

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2018 20:39

That duck does NOT look overcooked. What what.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 20:39

I'd hate to judge it then Shirley

I like hot food hot.

And cold food cold.

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:40

Agree kiwi looks spot on to me...

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 20:40

All of them Wolf

Joinourclub · 20/12/2018 20:40

'Overlooked duck' - only because chefs like their meat underdone.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/12/2018 20:40

Oh no oli!

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