A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

[OComeHalsallYeFaithful]

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

What the hell is that?

Is the final the time to begin to experiment with simplicity? Bad move imo.

Reindeer moss? Interesting.

Shirley - go and stand in the naughty corner for that Gregg remark.

Can’t abide woosahbee. Tastes like melted plastic to me. Clears out your sinuses a treat though.

Langoustines with a custardy texture. hmmm and Moss...

Shirely

It's yer age, pet.

Yer ovaries are calling out for one last chance of procreation.

Anything will do - you won't be fussy. Just kick that uterus into touch ffs!

Like normal wasabi but a bit more woo?

Oli may be going a tad off-piste here.

Oooh I love duck hearts.

Oli's dishes sound terrifying. Hogweed!

Bleuuurgh JCLOTH

Oh yay, our favourite dish to pronounce. Hooray for millefeuille.

"Jam on toast"

What a little smasher he is!

Poor poor Shirley

that toast looks burnt to buggery

Oli must have got a scandi cookbook for Christmas. Everything in there except santas beard.

I shan’t romaine!!

Schady I’d like that to be true but I’m in my early 30s. So basically Gregg’s target market. 😷

SHe's more to be pitied than censured MrsTommy

Oli should get a show out of this

I’d watch it - he’s v engaging

I predict Ollys mousse won't set properly.
And the rest is a boundary pushed too far.

Then run like the wind Shirley!

And for fuck's sake, don't Tweet him!

Shirley have you been bonding too often with Gregg at the gym?

One of us needs to chaperone her Pencil

Or four of us - we may need to physically restrain her. For her own good, you understand.

Aero!

He can make Aero!

I want Lolly’s ice cream