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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:52

"Consommy"?

Come on Marcus - you can do better than that.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:53

And electric razor-wire one for preference Santashat

Wolfcub · 19/12/2018 20:53

Boak sorry I can’t get behind sweetbreads

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:53

So sweetbreads. I thought testicles, not ( st) pancreas. Did we ever agree?
I would not eat this waxy creation if you paid me.

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:53

I thought that Schady. But it isn’t as bad as they way he pronounces vegEtables

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:53

I wonder if they count the lentils . . .

CrispbuttyNo1 · 19/12/2018 20:53

Can none of them pronounce consommé

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:54

I thought that too, schaden!

Madame likes Larry

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AttilaTheMeerkat · 19/12/2018 20:54

Yuck at the aweetbreads

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:54

Courteous without being a crawler - nicely done Laurence.

fourbaubles · 19/12/2018 20:54

She likes Larry the best. He's the one that has been really listening.

blamethesantahat · 19/12/2018 20:54

Madame pic has a thing for Laurence.

PurpleDaisies · 19/12/2018 20:55

I really like Laurence.

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:55

Consommy is slightly better than conSueme. But only a bit.
It's not Mille foyle either AngryAngryAngry

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:55

That must have only been 999 feullies - he ws told to do "one more"

Joinourclub · 19/12/2018 20:56

Lawrence always has a certain smile on his face, that looks like he can’t believe his luck!

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:56

It's the beards - she likes the beards.

A wumman of taste.

Shiney Chucky doesn't stand a chance. . .

CrispbuttyNo1 · 19/12/2018 20:56

Has anyone here ever had tonka bean? I’ve never seen it on a menu 😂(clearly don’t go to the right places )

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:57

That lamb was still mooing. Waaay too underdone.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/12/2018 20:57

Ehreek. Missed most due to marathon pup walk. Are they all still there?

Wolfcub · 19/12/2018 20:57

Poor Oli looked like the Churchill dog then

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:57

Well done Larry! Madame like you.

blamethesantahat · 19/12/2018 20:57

Does he have a spare ?

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:57

I don't think she likes Chucky . . .

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 19/12/2018 20:57

Mill Foyee? Dear me...