A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

Oh do fuck off Greggg

But Picasso wasn’t a pastry chef you complete tosser.

A little champagne ?

Is Tonka the same as Carob?

Goddess Oli, Godess

Has the collective MN hatred for Chucky overtaken that of the hatred for Gregg....?

Try explaining it through the medium of interpretive dance boys.

No gregg you Womble.
Picasso would not have made a dessert like that.

I’ve had a Tonja bean dessert. I wasn’t impressed

Some kind of a has-bean anyway

No Shirley the hatred for Gregggggggggg knows no bounds. We will have forgotten Chucky by this time next year.

I just love this thread. Such wit and...erm, literary talent . Wish we could watch it together in real life.
Thanks for the laffs all
À demain....

I think it's catching it up on the final stretch Shirley

But if I coe's earned it.

Has the collective MN hatred for Chucky overtaken that of the hatred for Gregg....?

Wash your mouth out Shirley

Ta very much ladies. See you tomorrow. For The Final.

Most of my post disappeared. What I wrote was

"If I could only thrust one of them into an industrial blende, it would have to be Greggg. He's earned it."

Oooh! Baby bears.

Get them while they're cute - (they turn big and mean pretty quickly)

shirley I am ok with Dean tbh, just think he has a slightly awkward manner which comes across as arrogant.

Programme wise I HATE that Gregg is slung in as the village idiot and everyone is complicit in that subtext - editors, Monica, Marcus.

Ta ta all, see you tomorrow! Going to watch the little grizzlies now.

Shirley

glad to see everyone has such strong views of Gregg still!

I wish we could watch it all together too but then we’d end up talking about it / shouting at the tv about wankery so much

See you all tomorrow. Sherries and bubble wrap are on me!

Dinner at that gaff in Valence costs up to £400. Much as I have girl crush on Madame, no, just no.
Prefer solid old fashioned french cooking.

Ouch that's a bit beyond my budget!

Mine too - but even if I did, I wouldn't iyswim

I too will pass on the French pic nic at that price malheureusement (it's all coming back now). hey ho. A demain. What can we collectively criticise over Christmas?