A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

Have they actually made any of these ingredients or are they just assembling

Do they have to roll the quenelles down their hands like that?

Shut Up Gregg.

I suspect that when she's cross with you she breaks your spine

four that's not that stupidly expensive

A furry perimeter

Bee pollen? I'm having visions of overloaded bees having their legs smacked so some pretentious tosspot can sprinkle it on some wanky creation.

I wonder how Marcus took it - his love-child son being knocked out of the competition like that?

He seems to be twinkling bravely . . .

Of bollox!

More tweezers!

I thought it wasn't too bad too blame and you save on air fares!

I don’t like tomatoes.

Perimeter breakage

Greggg is such a wanker!

Monica is looking gorgeous.

The food meh

No you get out of it Gregg

Hmph, weak perimeter. Fail.

Out of here even

that blue dress woman was shovelling it in

That looks like a pan full of scrotums (scrota?)

Monica doesn’t like Chucky I sense

Those lobsters look like saveloy sausages

Fruits and berries eh? You mean like our lovely William who you criticized for doing the same?

Like how that chat spoke to Chucky as though he was an idiot.

It will all be bloody cold by the time they’ve finished fucking about with the tweezers

Can we arrange for chucky and Greg of the too small glasses to be contained in a her by perimeter permanently