A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

Oh my word a wall
A perimeterwall

Move over foam, and your inferior wankiness

That's his head , Schaden

This definitely is chef wankery off the highest order. My style is definitely more rustic than this 😂😂😂

Chucky is wetting himself with excitement at his proximity to AS.

I bet he's creaming himself!

The fucker is complimenting a three star chef on her technique. I really dislike him now.

Wonder how much it costs for that?

How come poor Oli has to do two

I think they’re all going two

Chef Anne Sophie has a very gentle face. I bet when she’s cross with you it breaks your heart.

Crisp I just looked up Rational ovens and now I want one for Christmas no bloody chance

Don't bother cooking it

Hours to prepare and I could eat all 6 dishes in 3 minutes. and then go out for chips

Chucky is wetting himself with excitement at his proximity to AS.

He’s beating off his micro-peen behind the hot plate

Aww Monica looks lovely dressed up.

Ooh proper hats

Filling artichokes with more artichoke seems a little like overkill to me.

Footle

fleas - I suspect that when she's cross with you she breaks your spine.

Shirley , you go too far.

Uh oh. Gregg is advancing through the shrubbery.....

There's a lot of spit on plates tonight.

Yes shirley I was just saying the same to my husband. It doesn’t seem the judges make any decisions off the back of what’s done in these challenges so I’m like - meh. Cannot believe Matthew is gone! Think that was a mistake. I don’t get why the results from yesterday seemed to be disregarded?

Thank you Footle

Laurence must be DELIGHTED he can show off his fluent French now. A legitimate oui for this chef!

Halsall, it’s been the best thing ever in my kitchen. It makes my days so much easier.

In her East London gaff 4 courses are £60

Shirley

Even if I win the lottery I am never going to eat there . . . just in case . . .

Spit? ( head tilt tinkly laff etc)