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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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Pencilmuseum · 19/12/2018 20:37

tiny bowl of sick and foam.

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:37

Did he just say........cockmint?

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Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:37

Exactly crisp.

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:38

Gah. Italic fail.

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Footle · 19/12/2018 20:38

Feedback - yes, from a cat

CrispbuttyNo1 · 19/12/2018 20:38

More seasick than seaside

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:38

I think chef Pic has shiny's card marked ... we will see....

Footle · 19/12/2018 20:39

Life's a beach

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:39

Oli is just so nice.

He's always so smiley.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:39

Hope so Grinchly

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:39

Doesn't that kitchen look fabulous

fourbaubles · 19/12/2018 20:39

I bet she is fierce in the kitchen and takes no prisoners.

jay55 · 19/12/2018 20:40

6 course lunch, has Henry viii returned?

CrispbuttyNo1 · 19/12/2018 20:40

The kitchen looks more like a science lab. My kitchen looks nothing like that.. although I do have a brand new £20k rational oven 😁

MrsTommyBanks · 19/12/2018 20:40

I'm quite overcome from the poetry.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 19/12/2018 20:40

Life's a beach

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:40

I have never seen such an impressive toque blanche.

Is it a penis thing do you think?

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:40

Anyone else get really bored with the bit where they just cook someone else’s dishes and then get loads of praise for it?

Feels like a real time filler until they get back in the proper competition

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:41

Wall of aromatic flowers hahahahaha

Makes the perimeter look like a piece of piss

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Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:41

Christ imagine doing that in service.
Wonder what she will give the shiny one...

Pencilmuseum · 19/12/2018 20:41

Just noticed the blown-up pics of the chefs on the restaurant walls - like benevolent (or otherwise) dictators. Gone off Ann Sophie now. be more humble AS.

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:41

“A wall of herbs”

Think we have a new level of wankery from the perimeter

Perhaps something to compliment the claw

BRING ON THE WALL!!!!!!

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:41

Shirley

I would love for one of them to say - "well it looks like snot in cat's piss, but I'll give it a go"

ikltownofboothlehem · 19/12/2018 20:42

Is it wrong I really want a chip barm now in rebellion to all this Emperor's New Food?

PurpleDaisies · 19/12/2018 20:42

This is far to poncy for me.

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