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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:33

Ooh she moonlights at Bletchley park . I can tell from her glasses. Well done Lazzer.

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:33

Love the way they are being watched by the regular staff to make sure they don't cock it up

You might say they have formed a perimeter....?

CrispbuttyNo1 · 19/12/2018 20:34

Ah Laurence is quite cute

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:34

I've got a castor oil plant like the one behind Laurence

jay55 · 19/12/2018 20:34

Laurence really does soak everything up.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:34

Uurgh!

He even has nasty little fat fingernails.

CrispbuttyNo1 · 19/12/2018 20:34

Oh please let the shiny one fuck up 🙏

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 19/12/2018 20:34

I’ve just come back from Madagascar, never thought to bring home pepper.

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:35

Excellent she doesn't really like it. Is being kind.

Wolfcub · 19/12/2018 20:36

Ha Chucky got constructive criticism

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:36

FFS DON'T TELL HIM HE'S CLEVER!

Thank God - s minor criticism.

Shiney twat!

fourbaubles · 19/12/2018 20:36

Criticism for Dean. Too much mate.

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:36

Hmmm, a bit of criticism from Madame.....

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Footle · 19/12/2018 20:36

Two dreams?

blamethesantahat · 19/12/2018 20:36

Why is he so shiny ?

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:36

“She’s one of the most important people in the world”

Oh fuck off Chucky. Get your nose out of her arse would you.

CrispbuttyNo1 · 19/12/2018 20:36

Come on oli!!

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:36

Oli - all our hopes are bound up in you!

Don't let us down!!!!

Footle · 19/12/2018 20:37

Cat's been sick again ( I haven't got a cat )

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:37

Cock mint

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:37

Come on Olly don't stuff it up

CrispbuttyNo1 · 19/12/2018 20:37

I’m sorry but that definitely looks like what my cat does after eating grass.

blamethesantahat · 19/12/2018 20:37

Cock mint ?

Wolfcub · 19/12/2018 20:37

That looks very seasidey

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:37

Slime Santahat.

He has somehow evolved from primeval dinoslugs.