A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

Sacré coeur! Sacré iliac!

Chucky's so fucking obsequious . . .I've changed my mind about the WD40 - I think he exudes his own shine . . . like a slug . . .

The third musketeer is starting to state the blummin obvious

She is really fucking classy. Got a serious girl crush on clever chef with the sexy accent.

The lads sound incredibly thick commenting on her cooking in contrast

Milk foam looks like cat sick 😫

God me too phallus.😍

bbotlehem!

The standard of verse on this thread is fantastic!

They really are being kiss arses 😂😂😂

Oh dear, I’m not getting on with this chef at all. That white stuff, not even a teeny bit appetising.

Sacré pancréas had a chemin de fer theme

Now that’s a herb garden !! Puts my little window box to shame .. (sobs)

When she said they were cooking a delicacy with honey, Dh (who's sitting next to me going PAH at regular intervals) suggested 'Bee shit?'

Sweetbread in wax.....well, it wasn't that far off, really.

I will readily admit waxy offal would not be my first choice from a menu. Even a set menu.

Go on Shiny chops. Fuck it up. Please.

Gutted for Matt.

Fresh BEE POLLEN??

I thought that fleas

Why does Chucky always eat first?

He's Gregggg's shiney Scottish Twin Wolf

ikl - formidable. Did you see those special little baskets? Chucky doing some good faces now

To my mind both Lawrence and dean are lucky to be in the final three at all because both have messed up before now.

Chucky will be making stomach lining in earwax

Love the way they are being watched by the regular staff to make sure they don't cock it up

Very pretty apart from the dollop of gob in the middle.

Laurence’s look nice

Shirley

ikl

Schaden I thought that

Lawrence listened well

Lawrence has intriguing earlobes