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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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Footle · 19/12/2018 20:22

C'est le minimum, Pencil

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:22

Halsall

That is the best poem I have ever read - how moving.

whatajollysnowshower · 19/12/2018 20:23

halsall EJ Thribb would be in admiration

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:23

He is obscenely shiney. It is probably WD40 on all of his joints.

CrispbuttyNo1 · 19/12/2018 20:23

I wanted to shove his face in that bowl then 😂

Wolfcub · 19/12/2018 20:23

Chucky is a mansplaining twT I can just feel it

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:23

Schady we are all behind you. We can do songs. It will be like Les Mis.

ikltownofboothlehem · 19/12/2018 20:23

Oh Halsall. Sublime. Grin

fourbaubles · 19/12/2018 20:24

Good parameter there

Footle · 19/12/2018 20:24

What's the perimeter count so far this week?

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:24

Larry will like this I think.

CrispbuttyNo1 · 19/12/2018 20:24

All that faffing with teeezers though.. service would take days ..

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 19/12/2018 20:25

I love a tomato but..

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:25

I say again that any food requiring tweezers to plate it is wank of the highest order

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blamethesantahat · 19/12/2018 20:25

I've been watching but not posted Blush I actually gasped when Matthew left, i'd like to hear their reasons, surely not off the back of that one dish. Dean/chucky is very odd, we don't like him.

PurpleDaisies · 19/12/2018 20:25

Sweetbread in beeswax?

Footle · 19/12/2018 20:25

Sacré bleu! Sacré pancréas!

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:25

That looks so pretty.

I wish I could wear specs like hers - I would look like a twat.

Thank you for your support Shirley

ikltownofboothlehem · 19/12/2018 20:26

Chucky would be lucky
To cook a dish for me
His food looks rather yucky
I'd rather have Oli
Because he looks much cuter
And won't sweat in my eye
He's much the better suitor
So Chucky, you doll face, goodbye

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:26

I draw the line at that. And I can stomach most things.

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:26

“Smells like honey”

OH REALLY SHERLOCK

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 19/12/2018 20:26

Fresh BEE POLLEN??

Wolfcub · 19/12/2018 20:26

Why does Chucky always eat first

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:27

Such sublime poetry being inspired this evening. (sniff)

whatajollysnowshower · 19/12/2018 20:27

fourbaubles clever 😀
Hope it doesn’t get missed in the pacy cut and thrust (of Dean)