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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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Footle · 19/12/2018 20:16

Yes, Matthew will be all right.

jay55 · 19/12/2018 20:16

I'm all in for Larry to take it now.

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:16

Chucky can fuck off looking so happy. Prince Charming wasn’t even out the room and he was dancing on his grave.

I think Laurie will win it now

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:17

Chucky is going to win.

I can sense it.

He's a master of some Evil Hibernian Voodoo and is carefully picking off his rivals, one-by-one . . . .

swimchick1980 · 19/12/2018 20:17

Noooo, devastated for Matthew. He’s the best one. I so want to give him a hug 🤗

GoldenSyrupLion · 19/12/2018 20:17

Nooooooo. Chucky should have gone based on last night and salty seaweed.

PurpleDaisies · 19/12/2018 20:17

I am really choked up. Thought he was the winner.

MrsTommyBanks · 19/12/2018 20:17

Yep my money was on Matthew too Schaden
If Chucky wins I will be fucking devastated.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:18

Please let the winner be Oli, but if not, Laurence.

Not Chucky, God - please not Chucky. - we will choke on the smug!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 19/12/2018 20:18

I might be able to cope with Chucky if he weren’t so shiny. Sorry to see Matthew go.

Footle · 19/12/2018 20:18

Is the home of the Pic Nic?

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:19

I wish I could do my eye make up like Chef Pic

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:19

Farewell then Matthew
They said you looked like
Knitting Pattern Man
And now you have been
Cast Off

(With apologies to E. J. Thribb)

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Pencilmuseum · 19/12/2018 20:20

tres vite footle

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:20

Halsall 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:20

It is soooo unfair!

I really thought he had it in the bag 0 he has been so consistently superb - not just good, or the best of a bad bunch - outstanding!

This means War!

Footle · 19/12/2018 20:20

Halsall, that is poetry of the highest order

fourbaubles · 19/12/2018 20:20

Nice one Halsall

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 19/12/2018 20:20

Halsall that is so beautiful!

Pencilmuseum · 19/12/2018 20:21

Halsall - the posting tonight is of an excellent standard. Bet Gregg couldn't follow it. or get his head inside a Chucky t shirt.

AttilaTheMeerkat · 19/12/2018 20:21

Not happy to see Matthew go. He to my mind was the best of the four.

CrispbuttyNo1 · 19/12/2018 20:21

Aw poor Matthew. Chucky needs to go. I don’t mind either of the other two to win.

Grinchly · 19/12/2018 20:21

Anyone but Chucky the butler....

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:21

The muse just overtook me Xmas Grin

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Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:22

Halsall Grin

I’m enjoying how indignant we all are about the KPM / Chucky injustice

He walks like a serial killer too