Neighbours - Dee isn't Dee, Paul is evil, Finn is hanging on and Bea needs to find the well

[SleepingStandingUp]

Yo

Much incest in your family sleeping?

You know we'll never let this go now 😂

So my logic is...

He's not physically attractive.
He's an utter idiot.
He's a criminal and not even a good one.
He's screwed her over, lied about it and doesn't even seem that aware of how he was in the wrong.
He lives with his Mum and makes pizza from cauliflower.

Ergo if she actually gets back with him it can literally only be the sex.

Thankfully DH looks too much like his own Dad to possibly be my secret brother 😂

As Gary approached Sleeping with his long and broad Spicy Sausage, she closed her eyes and imagined she were on the set of Home and Away in Ash's caravan.

"are you ready to play mighty beasts?" Gary asked.
"Dude, shush. It only works if I keep my eyes closed and you don't speak. Take me big boy and take me hard. But don't you DARE speak"

You terrify me.

You can't think I'm weird. I got a card off DH for my birthday calling me a dork and one off my bf calling me weird!!!

I’m totally reading bf as boyfriend = Gary...

And who’s saying your DH’s dad isn’t your dad?

Nah, I look too much like my Dad's side. I think we're safe for now!!

Why has nobody ever heard of Huntington's? It's a fairly well known disease I would think.

And if your daughter told you she had it you'd be so devastated you wouldn't give a shit about yourself at that point...

Mon the other hand if you thought oh fuck I'm gonna die suddenly and awfully that might screw with your head so I'm temporary letting her off

I got hopefully when Bea mentioned singing at the waterhole that she might get a ricochet bullet but then even if she was there and didn’t get shot she would manage to make it all about her...

When Sam Kratz used an app with an age filter... oh no wait...

😧 oh my gosh! What was his character called again? I think I quite liked him!

Ah I was going to say wasn't he called Sam but thought that was his real name from the post. Gosh I feel old.

Lol, it looks like pretend aging though doesn’t it? I think he went grey quite young as he’s only 48 and from the internet it seems he’s been that way for a good 10 years.

Before and afters

Watching Neighbours again on 5Select and it's just occurred to me that Bea's gig was a bit weird. I mean apart from Ned being there no one turned up, not even Elly. Bit odd. Also calling Sheila out on being rude was a bit rude the way she did it. Pot kettle black and all that.

Yeah surely her famy would have come down, and why would thry randomly have a singer in the middle of the day?

How dare someone going through her son being a twat and her granddaughter moving away after deciding to a day earlier be grumpy! How dare they moan about their boss no notifying them about your performance! How would an adult handle it? Just think to themselves I can see why they’re tetchy today or whine to their face that they were mean to them? Obviously the latter.

I think we should just throw a few venomous snakes in the well before we push her in. I think I might throw some dog poo in after too.

I thought Sheila was right to be a bit angry and frustrated with the short notice gig situation. Maybe Bea was just more upset that it wasn’t seen as important enough to remind staff! It is Sheilas work place and it was a disruption even if it is at a bar.

How dare someone going through her son being a twat Gary be grumpy!
Everyone should be nicer to Sheila tbf

Erm...which bit of Leo was the gunman aiming at that meant Therese managed to take the bullet? His knee?

I thought the gunman had just been told to do it out of sight of anyone

He was the most incompetent assassin ever 😀