Neighbours - Dee isn't Dee, Paul is evil, Finn is hanging on and Bea needs to find the well

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Paul in pants ❤❤❤

They really are tiny pants!

Yup!

My eyes!!!

And much less has his Australian accent got since then??

Jeez it was boring in those days! Not much above Young Doctors and Sons and Daughters.

Bea is such an uber twat.

No one is allowed to say anything negative about her without her complaining about it. Ned is super cringy around her, it was so weird when he was watching her. More Chloe instead please.

At the moment I would shove Bea, Dipi, Yashvi, Liz, Amy, Delaney, the Boo Boos, creepy Leo and ET in the well.

I would give Chloe life immunity from the well. And my Paulie of course.

@MorningsEleven can we put Elly in that well too?

Yes. And her teeth.

I’m not sure how many people can fit in that well with Bea’s ego filling it up. I’m disappointed Sheila didn’t just nut her...

I had to mute Bea's gig. Her "tv singing" sounded so forced and false to me

Bit to hear about original Scott.
I have been re watching the early ones on DVD, so it still seems like he's a young to me.
And no way was Paul the father of those boys.

@CurbsideProphet Bea's singing sounds so nasally (I'm no singer myself but still) that replay of Christmas concert on her phone 🙄 trying to hide that she was watching from Ned just grated on me.
@hugoagogo I don't believe Paul is the father either. I think it was a mistake in the dna testing but the writers have forgotten to mention it

Did they even do a dna test?

@MiddleClassProblem dunno 🤷🏻‍♀️ oooh maybe I've found the next storyline

Sonya is complaining of stomach pains, that means she's either upduffed or dying.

Upduffed but it'll come out wirh 8 arms because of the pesticide gloves and the special "my pleasure" shortbread.

Cuttlefish.

My guess is dying - shame, I quite like her.

cuttlefish

I've decided. Decision made.

If Amy gets back with Gary I'm having sex with him

Lights off but I'm going for it.

Judge me if you dare, you know you want some too

I was judging you way before that 🐞

Er... wtf? Is Amy you sex barometer? Admittedly she’s attempted to be racy at times but as she’s someone who likes wood so much, I imagine she isn’t so flexible and is stiff as a board... let’s just cast our minds back to her version of a sexy maid’s outfit... 🧥👖👔👕👘🧤🧣