Neighbours - Dee isn't Dee, Paul is evil, Finn is hanging on and Bea needs to find the well

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Delaney’s weird pvc see-through jacket reminds me of the outfits Xanthe was trotting around in when she first arrived.

I love how everyone turns up all extreme, and then within a matter of months becomes surburbinised and normal.

Piper was all grungey, Xanthe was all ditzy/tarty - now they are both thoroughly mainstream.

Sheila twerking -

Omg! I actually felt sorry for Amy! She was rather good in that scene with Gary.

I thought it was surprisingly good of Gary to come clean to Shane but I still want him to trip in to the well whilst out look for missing Bea (already in the well).

Yes, actually Amy was good in that scene - except she should have left him then and there. He didn't even really try very hard to say sorry. He just does the same thing time and time again, I really don't understand why the writers think anyone would pair up with him at all.

And I can't be the only one who reckons Gary's feet would really smell bad can I? (no particular reason, I just reckon they would. He looks like a bad feet smelling stinker to me)

Yes Gary is dreadful and an idiot

He looks like he would smell like damp.

I'm hoping she just didn't wanna get a taxi to Dad's at 3 am or whatever, but surely you would anyway?? He lives in a hotel, it's never locked

Gary is seriously a total plank.

And Dipi is indestructible. Why?

Also I now can’t see Jane as anything other than ET in a wig. Instead of her scenes where she drains all the spark out of Paul they should just put a blank screen saying ‘meh’ or have a long lingering shot of Toady’s empty office.

Poor Chloe. Not only does she have Huntingdons and an unrequited love for her brother’s toothsome fiancée, she is living with the two most sickening couples evah! Please let them give her something fun to do. Maybe if Amy bins Gary off they can go out and steal margarita glasses or something.

Maybe Amy could decide her taste in men is so bad she needs to give Chloe a whirl

No! Chloe is too good for Amy! Especially if Chloe recaptures her judgy mode. Chloe needs someone fun and/or laid back.

She might lighten Amy up!!

Don’t know if it’s just my tv but I can’t believe how blue April’s eyes are! And that’s saying something as a blue-eyed person myself who often gets told ‘wow your eyes are really blue!’

Don’t look directly at them! This how she captures you heart forever!

Why are you watching it sideways on? Is someone hogging the sofa?

I can’t believe they teased me with 2 chances to get rid of dipi and didn’t follow through with either of them.

Anymore idea on dies?

I thought it was a Rebecchi but now veering towards Terese.

*who dies?

DONT READ MY LAST POST! POSTED ON WRONG THREAD INC SPOILERS!

Sorry about that all x

Tut tut! Bad!

= it's 12th night! The twelfth day of Chrissy! Time to take your tree down. Of course, you'll have done it already if you live in a penthouse, the tree is white, you have staff to store it. And a Jim bauble.

We need a spanking emoticon for Miiddle

As an aside to this article, (sad that the original Scott died) I thought you might be interested in these two clips of a young Paul.

First one has him being all sweet with 'Lucy of the first head', then the second one has him stripped down to just his tiny pants , after talking to Scott about the pregnant Kim (Leo and David are no way his, despite the writers saying they are).

I'm ignoring the bouffant hair.