Neighbours - Dee isn't Dee, Paul is evil, Finn is hanging on and Bea needs to find the well

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Who's Gemma Bissix? I think she's a Tash lookylikey.

Gemma Bissix

A bit Thora Birch too.

She's the double of Gemma Bissix

Hubby says she looks like Indi from Home and Away

I like Therese’s embossed file case thing. Wonder where she got it.

Indi Walker? Naaaaah!

That Finn kidnap story was total arse. Utterly ridiculous. Ditto the fake relationship with Delaney. If she knows it's fake and Leo knows it's fake, why can't they just tell everybody that it's fake?

I was fantasising that if Neighbours is only made for the British market, and they want to see what the British think, they look here and find out about our well nominees. Then act on them.

No. 1 down is Bea.

Who next?

I made Dd ask her Uncle about the Chrissy thing, apparently in the last few years it's become a thing to call it that.
He's actually in Brazil for Chrissy Christmas and New year's though so who knows.

I think Delamere thinks that once they've time together / had sex Leo will realise it isn't fake

Although can I check how old is Leo? All thos talk of the conne tion thry had when she was 14 but she was too young is ick given he'd have been in his 20's??

Neighbours wiki suggests Leo was born late 1985, which would make him 33 now?

Didn’t they have their 30th birthday on telly? Or maybe just mentioned being 30 or older at some point. I have some recollection of it.

Isn’t Delamere a services station? 😂 Loving the nn

So at 27/29 he had a connection with the 14 yo? Surely they'd barely even be aware she existed at that kind of age gap?

I think you mean necro philia

Bit sad at Xanthe leaving. Think there were other characters more deserving of a split! But glad they brought Ben back in (even if over Skype). Makes it seem more realistic for once.

Oh shit! Typo of the year! Should I get that removed?

Repost minus awful typo! Asked for the other to be remove x

Like father like son... He’s diced with incest, now paedophilic. David’s dog and goldfish better watch out... then just necrophilia to go?

To be fair so far he’s just contemplated these things and not actually dabbled... yet. Sicko though...

They should have made her 21/22 so she was 18 when he knew her before, so Eval ut the gap... Or he could have just kept maintaining there has never been anything between them. It was him talking about what what between them before but her age... Yeah dude, cos she was a kid!!

Will Xanthe get her HEA if pillock goes to jail for not killing Dipi?

Also Shane is really hot in that hospital shot...

Didn't they something about Delaney being 17 when they last saw each other 4 years ago? I can totally see a 17yo getting a bit infatuated with a baby-faced 28yo & him feeling sorry for her given her family situation. She could easily have misconstrued his pity for romantic feelings if she fancied him.

She reminds me of Janae. I seem to remember her wearing the same sort of too-tight clothes!

Bea is totally top of my well list, but, I did quite like her singing. Stick to day job maybe.

I often think the writers must read this thread, but If they do they would know that NO-ONE wants old lizard lips back in another storyline.

Yes Janae is who I think of everytime Delaney trots into view. Such a silly storyline.

Yeah that would make more sense. I assumed from the whole now I'm old enough she was the same age as the other girls

They should have killed off the lizard. It’s awful knowing he could easily pop back on our screens. We should only be awaiting the comeback of one villain plot at a time, which is currently Dee/Andrea. Finn is a filler villain despite making a few big plays.