Meet the Other Phone. Flexible and made to last.

Meet the Other Phone.
Flexible and made to last.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Telly addicts

Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

998 replies

Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

OP posts:
Thread gallery
11
Pencilmuseum · 28/11/2018 20:15

mature welsh lady wow. no beard either

Grinchly · 28/11/2018 20:15

I like Sue. Brisk.

RomaineCalm · 28/11/2018 20:15

My thoughts exactly Wolfcub. It's not on the same level as filleting a pigeon or rockerfeller oysters

Halsall · 28/11/2018 20:16

I like the cut of Susan's jib.

OP posts:
SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:17

I am a mature English lady Pencils and I could summon up a beard if I had to

Wolfcub · 28/11/2018 20:17

Happy marcus

SparkleBuns · 28/11/2018 20:17

My real name is Susan and I'm enjoying hearing Marcus saying it Grin

Halsall · 28/11/2018 20:17

Ready and waiting if needed:

Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3
OP posts:
SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:17

It's not on the same level as filleting a pigeon or rockerfeller oysters

It is the way Sue's doing it . . . .

jay55 · 28/11/2018 20:17

That Thank-you to greggg sounded distinctly like fuck off.

Jacksback · 28/11/2018 20:17

Susan is soooo polite to gregggg
But her face says it all ! Lol

whatashower · 28/11/2018 20:18

well I am guessing she shall be known as Thankyou Lady.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:18

?

I eat the cores . . . .

Wolfcub · 28/11/2018 20:18

Yay Susan

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2018 20:18

I like Susan. She's very calm and in control. Good stuff.

Dog just pissed on her bed. Glorious.

Pencilmuseum · 28/11/2018 20:18

well done Susan.
put the hot saucepan on Gregg's hand as you go by.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:18

That Thank-you to greggg sounded distinctly like fuck off

It did. Mumsnettian is obviously her second language.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2018 20:19

My pooch has also decided that now is the time to go bonkers. Currently barking at my boots, as you do.
Blimey Gregg being asked to do his speaking clock bit. Wummman done good. Can we move away from this now, sick of greggs lascivious leering over pudding.

fourquenelles · 28/11/2018 20:19

Well done Susan.

Wolfcub · 28/11/2018 20:19

Ah so this is the bastard challenge of the day

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:19

Pencils

LOL!

ilovesooty · 28/11/2018 20:19

Chicken oysters???

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2018 20:19

Marcus you big fibber. You said both tests were desserts!

How could they NOT know where a chicken oyster is?!

fourquenelles · 28/11/2018 20:20

Oooo my perk when I roast a chicken. Even if the Queen was coming for dinner I'd swipe the oysters.

Halsall · 28/11/2018 20:20

Her initial remark about wondering where they wanted her to put the pineapple was definitely aimed at Gregggggg

OP posts:
Swipe left for the next trending thread