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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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Halsall · 28/11/2018 20:09

Quenelles! Cheffy bolleaux is strong with this one

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:09

Marcus is looking very twinkly!

sooty

You have made me ill. ILL!!!!!!!

Pencilmuseum · 28/11/2018 20:10

Marcus is in a good mood tonight. has he been ingesting something other than roast nuts?

ilovesooty · 28/11/2018 20:10

Pineapple and jizz

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2018 20:10

Heh, four, that sounds adorable and also very irritating.

Looks fine. I love pineapple. Good job, person whose name I've already forgotten.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:10

Fuck off Greggggg

Well done, Olls

fourquenelles · 28/11/2018 20:11

Oh this one is a twinkler

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:11

AH Another Geordie sous chef!

And bearded - but . . . . .but . . . where are the tattoos?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:12

Was that a Marcian sneer?

ilovesooty · 28/11/2018 20:12

They're not liking this.

Halsall · 28/11/2018 20:12

Marcus doesn't like poaching liquor

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GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2018 20:13

He has a nice face but he's a bit of a disaster.

Jacksback · 28/11/2018 20:13

Ohhh Monica’s doing her pained face

Not a happy bunny

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:13

That pineapple is just how I would do it . . . burnt caramelised.

jay55 · 28/11/2018 20:13

Oops

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2018 20:13

Cheers for that sooty. This one not so good.

RomaineCalm · 28/11/2018 20:13

Evening all! Bit late but just in time for pineapple weirdness.

Wolfcub · 28/11/2018 20:13

How can you fuck up caramelised pineapple

whatashower · 28/11/2018 20:14

Still keeping it zipped but finding it difficult. Not such a good attempt from Beard No. 2

ilovesooty · 28/11/2018 20:14

I'll behave now. Blush

Oh dear.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:14

Fuck off Gregggg

You can eat raw pineapple Monica. I've done it many a time

jay55 · 28/11/2018 20:15

Poor man looked totally gutted on the walk of shame.

ilovesooty · 28/11/2018 20:15

Come on Susan.

fourquenelles · 28/11/2018 20:15

Chef Patron klaxon! Halsall get the claw ready

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2018 20:15

I hate the term "Gastropub"

HATE IT!!!!