Roll up, roll up, Hollywood Handshakes for all! Great British Bake Off 3rd Thread

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And we’re off

Has Paul had a row with his girlfriend or something , he is being seriously off with everyone this evening

Has Ruby cried yet?

Aww Kim Joy is so polite, she keeping on smiling while crying

He's just got the latest maintenance bill from his ex wife 

Paul looks a bit over burnt himself!

And now he is talking bollocks. He is a bit “off with their heads” Wueenbtonight 😡

They might have overcooked their pastries, but they were still paler than Paul's overbaked face

Manon?

Manon ??!!!!!!

Ooh Rahul saved.

Shocker!

What????? Rahul should have gone this week.

Ruby for SB! Didn't see that coming.

Didn't see Manon going either, I was sure it was gonna be Rahul

I was sure Rahul was worse than Manon

What?!? Briony should have been star baker and Rahul going home.

I love Prue’s top, wonder where she got it?

Rahul was worse than Manon tonight, he was dire in every round.

Fix! Rahul was the worst this week by far.

Manon going home is bullshit! Rahul was much worse.

Mummy I agree, Briony was excellent

That's outrageous. Rahul was last in everything! His bread was inedible!

It’s a bit unfair on Briony having a round which in part necessitates cutting bread very thinly. It can’t be at all easy for her.

So Rahul under baked his rye bread, came last in the technical (?) and burnt his danish pastry person, yet still doesn't go home?

I thought that was a sad episode. Deflating. GBBO should be joyous.

Think Rahul was kept in because they wanted a man?