Roll up, roll up, Hollywood Handshakes for all! Great British Bake Off 3rd Thread

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And we’re off

Rahul properly sabotaged himself this week.

Sadly I am not terribly interested in their weird pastry people. :(

It would have been more fun if they had to make pastry effigies of one another.

It’s a bit showstopper style over substance again but some do at least look tasty

Paul's being so negative this week!

Has Manon's Buttergate saved Rahul?

He is being a rude arse in the name of “getting serious” ...... I want to punch him tbh.

Bryony is going to be Star baker

Why is KJ crying?

Aw K-J they are just pretending she is not upset 🙁

KJ can't take not doing well

Stress. Paul was harsh about her pastry not being pastry.

Oh god Rahul!

Bye bye Rahul....

He gave out too many handshakes so is trying to balance it out by being a dick this week.

Easiest decision surely

Manon is going I reckon

Prues nose and upper lip look a strange colour

Paul seems to be on a mission to make everyone cry. I think Bryony will be star baker. I don't think Rahul has done enough to save himself so he'll be going this week.

Oh god they are all blubbing todag

I think the problem with Rahul's false modesty throughout is that when he actually does have a shocker he crumpled.

Will Briony be star baker?

If Rahul is saved there will be an outcry tho, not least because he has convinced the audience that he is the worst and is going home 🙄 He is fallen on his baking skewer

Just becuase it's quarter finals, it's no reason to make everyone cry.

What on earth happened to Rahul in the summer between the time he did the last show and the one tonight? I thought for ages he could win but he's going to be out tonight. Maybe it's lack of confidence as the pressure builds when there's fewer people left?