Roll up, roll up, Hollywood Handshakes for all! Great British Bake Off 3rd Thread

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And we’re off

Actually fleas - he does have a certain dashing, yet thoughtful, flair . . .

Looking at Ruby sprinkling her baking powder in, I think it would be great if they removed all measuring tools from the tent so they had to do everything by eye and experience.
Someone said that to me a few weeks' back - now that would be fun!
Paul was needlessly unpleasant again at times.
Sorry to see Briony go.

Paul was the extremely ugly in spirit yesterday.

I've applied for next year so if when I make it through, I'll pass on all your messages to Paul. In fact, I'll write them in pastry letters and decorate my pies with them.

🥐🍞🥖🥨🥟🥧🍰🎂🍩🍪

*@schaden @fuzzy
The full power mixer would have to circumnavigate the two aebleskiver pans already inserted by me

#on mywayalreadynotwaitingfornextseriesfilming*

He's getting my wok.
All of it.
Sideways.

Vanilla ..you'd better get in. You'd be our winner for sure! Good luck. And you HAVE to let us know. We need to cheer you on.

Vanilla attagirl!

You can borrow my Bamix. It’s a lethal weapon.

Paul was the extremely ugly in spirit yesterday.

Paul is a creosoted dicknozzle

and THAT, DonDraper has to be the lettering on Vanilla's first pie.

Finally caught up on yesterday’s episode. Paul was a complete asshat. Such a shame Briony has a bad day

I've made a Cornish pasty in the shape of Paul. I'll get through to the final 12 for sure, won't I?

Bravo Vanilla. You’ve captured a deadness of the eyes that is Paul to perfection. Can you fashion some sort of edible Pru with massif necklace?

Here is Pru, as requested. I cheated a bit with the veggie necklace.

vanilla, you are an artist

Vanilla you’re a choux in for 2019

See what I did there? 😂

I see a great future ahead for you Vanilla. A TV series perhaps. Celebrities In Pastry Form

Very good cat 😀

vanilla I would pay very good money indeed to see you on the next series and presenting a 12 piece signature bake which spelled F* OFF PAUL!

Good luck with that 👍

Yeah, yeah I know we are onto another thread but dont like waste when we have a few wee spaces left 😀

Thank you for your kind comments. I shall keep practicing 🥐not that I need it

My new TV series will be called Celebpasties and you can all be in the studio audience.

See you on the other thread 

So glad I came back here for the final few posts. These last few are PURE GOLD, gently allowed to rise over and appropriate time period, baked to perfection, and with the mouse-y filling left in the freezer for as long as it needed to achieve a superb consistency and optimal deliciousness!

I've laughed my bum off at them. Vanilla - you will sail through.

Vanilla yes!!! Your show sounds tv gold. An idea of which Alan Partridge would be proud.
Pru’s eye has a meat juice tear which I think both accurately and artistically reflects her pain at having to stand alongside Paul.

beep

I'm not a fan of choux pastry TBH. It's a bit leathery.

Boom Boom!

You definitely win the thread Vanilla!

Take a 🙇‍♀️

Gluten is bad for you.