X FACTOR 2018- **SAT Sept 1st 8pm** it really IS that time of year again! There are new judges, probably a format and it's Saturday night (and the occasional Sunday) sorted until December :-)

[Raahh]

I have just been reminded it starts this weekend- I'm in denial.

I'm not sure about the new judges. I think I will miss Nicole. Maybe not Louis. But we have a New Replacement Louis. I don't like Robbie Williams, and having his wife there might be a mistake.

So- first thread of the year. I will be back when I have had a proper look at what is happening this weekend.

And can anyone tell me why Robbie appears to be married to Jocelyn wildenstein?

It’s better/ no mate.
Not much.

I can't decide if Simon or Robbie's wife has had more plastic surgery. It's a close call.

There were five wandies???? I've always thought there were only four

Is Robbies missus actually flashing her pants on that stupid case??!

Remember she’s 15, they won’t mention it again

Harry’s ok I think.
Just realised/ it’s a first audition I’m from of an audience again. Harsh

The cat woman! Jocelyn Wildenstein thank you RJnomore1 I couldn't think of who she reminded me of! B

Evening lovelies!
Simon's fan is to stop his new face from melting into a big waxy puddle.

Ouch my ears

There were 5 wandies but then Zayn left ( had a breakdown due to drug use) and then there were 4

She doesn't even look like she wants to be there.

Milli vanilli!! 😂😂

FFS- why open it to 15 year olds- then say 'you are too young'

unless that's the point.

(I say that every year).

She’s ok.
Robbie being nice! His read the email

It's all coming back to me now. Niall (this lad on XF) followed me on Twitter last year. I excitedly told my DCs and they said to me me 'don't be so silly Mum it's a parody account' They were right. I was new to Twitter.

I thought she was a bit shouty.

Robbie sounds sooo patronising. I preferred him when he was out his face on drugs!

Tutankhamen's arrived.

My cat just looked alarmingly at the telly with this one.

What about singing?

Jane I can imagine that of Harry, actually, he seems quite down to earth, despite all the fame. And surprisingly unaffected by scandal.

Liam has gone a bit odd- and taken to singing songs about stripping off and dressing like a 14 year old.

Fact.

XF is only good with or .

Was Robbie ever really off his face on drugs? He went in to rehab because he was addicted to silk cut & red bull

nancy

Well she wouldn’t stop a pig in a ginnel

So they’re not even pretending that putting them in a group is a last minute decision this season?
I call the first NAN