X FACTOR 2018- **SAT Sept 1st 8pm** it really IS that time of year again! There are new judges, probably a format and it's Saturday night (and the occasional Sunday) sorted until December :-)

[Raahh]

I have just been reminded it starts this weekend- I'm in denial.

I'm not sure about the new judges. I think I will miss Nicole. Maybe not Louis. But we have a New Replacement Louis. I don't like Robbie Williams, and having his wife there might be a mistake.

So- first thread of the year. I will be back when I have had a proper look at what is happening this weekend.

Cherry

Well, quite.

I wonder how they really sound?

The tall guy looks like he’s been drawn with a ruler.

Was some of that performance pre-recorded or something? They sounded different at the end.

I am shocked and appalled I tell you.

Profits are down / air con is off!

Is this one direction the one that just broke up with Cheryl cole or is that another one?

Raahh I don’t think we want to know how they really sound

Shakey I think the bit where they confirmed their names.

Robbie Williams looks like Ed Balls these days

spartacunt I love you. You have encapsulated everything I'm thinking

Yikes, Simon looks different

Milli Vanilli 😂😂😂

I think poor Si is badly sunburnt, it feels like you're cooking.

Robbie and Ayda are worse than Olly and Caroline.

No / this one direction man isn’t the daddy of ‘bear ‘ with Cheryl tweedy / Cole/ versandi whatsit woman. He kept away.

Dying at Milli Vanilli!

RJ apparently that was a different wandie.

Can’t cope with robbies wife, why is she there ?!?!?!

This wondie is the one people think is going out with Harry Styles. He has a child but the rabid fans don’t believe the child is real

O.k- one more time

The poor guy is Louis Tomlinson, who must have been the most boring member of the Wandies, because despite the number of times his name has been mentioned, no-one can remember it.

Liam was the one with Cheryl
Harry was the curly haired one who now rips off the 60's and does films.

Zayn has a model girlfriend
Then there's the Irish one I can never remember

and Louis.

Liam Payne isn’t with Cheryl anymore.
His gone in one direction / obscurity.

RJ no he wasn’t the one with Cheryl (poor bloke 😂😂) that’s was Liam (can’t you tell I have teenage daughters!!)

Hi everyone,

Gordon Bennett, Simon is looking rough! 😱

Louis Tomlinson is looking mighty fine though —despite the very dodgy Burberry shirt 🤔—

Shuffles in late.

Have I missed anything?

The irish one is Niall someone! His ok.
Did a ‘ dirty laundry ‘ song I sung along to.
He is quite talented.

The Irish one is Nial, he is blonde & I saw him at a Taylor Swift concert (dds fault obvs)

Tesco Mary said Harry's the only one who keeps in touch with her!