Corrie Thread - the best (of the worst!) NO SPOILERS PLEASE!!

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Good God... how did they win best soap? The best soap is Molten Brown. Fact. (Lime and Patchouli, specifically!) What with dozy Rosie, booed Jude and airy-fairy Rosemary... think we'll all be reaching for the remote control by the time Jude has emerged from his kennel!

I imagine that Rubeh and Hawp were at the 24/7 childminder's last night as well.

What has happened to the Sean-in-a-tent storyline?

What the hell was Sarah-Lou wearing last night? She could hardly walk in them massive clumpy boots (fab for this hot weather). Perhaps it done so she looked taller than Bethany as they walked side by side.

She still looks at least ten years younger than her daughter.

that childminder must be raking it in. Money for nothing, as all the Corrie kids do is colouring in quietly and eating beans on toast.

Steve is not a 5, he's a 9.5 as I'm deducting half a point for his bad taste in women

Thanks Sgt that makes sense. That is why Sarah was at the bottom of the Victoria Court stairs when Bethany ran away from Liam at Michelle's flat. I do recall that Sarah and Gary were going to get a Victoria court flat but didn't think they had done it when Gary lost his security job and had no money.

How great would it have been if it had been Ruby's mum at the door!

What Fizz walked and saw Tyrone with a police officer why was her first question not 'has something happened to the girls?!'?

Surely that would be every parent's first question.

*When Fizz walked in

Seeing as Kevin runs the garage you think he would know Liverpool is just up the road from Manchester, so why does he need torent a gaff

honestly we are not all stupid in Manchester

And wouldnt the best rehab centre for paediatrics offer some sort of parent accommodation anyway?

Kevin is very hairy.

He also looks like he's been sunbathing in this heat while doused in Cuprinol.

Kayla's lips are irritating me. Definitely has to be fillers and it looks as if she's struggling to get used to them

I cannot stand Rula Lenska!

Never could abide her, hope she's not back for long

So Kayla is a female Phelan! How ridiculous!

It must be law now. All Corrie baddies must have weird/wonky lips.-

I fast forwarded most of that.

This Kayla storyline is terrible. Two terrible actors in Kayla and Craig and just such shit writing.

I'm watching on +1.

Are we meant to know who Claudia is? As a character I mean, I know who the actress is. Has she been in it before or is this one of those old friends we've never heard about before now?

Hygge

Claudia was in Corrie a few years ago, she owns an upmarket salon in "town"

Her and Audrey have a love/hate relationship

Thanks @zukiecat. I think I remember something of that now you've said that. I wonder if Maria will go work for her?

It was Claudia who introduced Lewis to Audrey.

I think she will Hygge

I can't stand the way she says "Aud"

I may have to mute/fast forward Claudia

I lost track of this thread, and lost track of Corrie a bit too! aka what the hell is happening?!

How did Bethany manage to get hold of the CCTV recording of Kayla's car accident so quickly and download it onto her laptop(sorry know it was a couple of episodes ago but just catching up with all the nonsense). I didn't realise the street even had a camera.

People on Corrie always behave as if Liverpool is on the other side of the world whenever it's mentioned or someone moves there.