Neighbours - Countdown to the wedding in the well...

[TheWashingFairyatemyhamster]

Noticed that the other thread is nearly full, but I don’t know how to set up the link thing on the other one. Help!

Checking in and linked on old thread x

Old thread closed x

Oooh - shiny and new. Unlike some of the Neighbours story lines. Haven't they done a shoplifting one before? Lynn, iirc.

Good skills Middle!

You’re welcome

That does sound like a very Lynn thing to do...

Checking in at Lassiters

Hello!

Hello

Welcome to Lassiters. Leo will take your bags. If your room is not to your satisfaction Leo will clean it. He doesn’t have authority to upgrade you so there’s no point being nice to him even if he does have dimples.

If you have any complaints you can raise them with Chloe, but she might try to shag you to make the problem go away. If you don’t like tall women who take their fashion inspo from 90s air hostesses this could be problematic.

Also, if it’s you that has booked your wedding in about 3 months time - your booking has been cancelled. The owner’s son has first dibs (he’s like Dimples but much smaller). The Backpackers is probably free if you can work out who is in charge. Or you could have a raw food vegan yoga wedding at The Flametree Retreat.

Enjoy your stay.

Oooh first dibs on the raw food vegan yoga wedding, I'm going to marry Ash from Home and Away but we agreed on a destination wedding to minimise the bad luck of a beach wedding

What is going on with Chloe and the strange clinic letter? Could she have HIV or something?

SleepingStandingUp stop bringing your other soapers over here unless they are willing to name change and and have a random sibling.

I doubt they’d do an HIV plot particularly with someone promiscuous. They could give it to Amy at some point but she’s be such a martyr about it. She would not shut up about it even if her meds gave her a long and healthy life.

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster brilliant post btw

Apologies if someone's already mentioned it in the previous thread.... But is anyone else irrationally irritated by Stiff (as my husband always says loudly when he sees her) referring to get soon as "my boy" in that strange way?

I am assuming that Karl will have developed an MS cure by the end of the week. But the hospital will have exploded, due to the sheer excitement of having not one, not two, but THREE doctors all working there at the same time.

Why thank you Middle

Random fact (which has probably already made it round the H&A threads but no one cool looks there eh Sleeping ?) - Raffy from H&A is the real life daughter of Paul Robinson’s nemesis Sue Parker.

Had my first weekend to myself in 9 years. As you can tell, I spent it wisely...

I knew that about Raffy!

zizza What drives me more insane is that I catch myself doing it too! I tried to get my hair cut a bit like her style but it's come out more "Amy". I don't actually want to turn into Steph, honest!

Ooh H&A facts, you rebel

Had my first weekend to myself in 9 years

What was it like?

Middle it was fab. No one had to get their arse out in public to help me cope with the solitude, peace and the chance to watch utter nonsense on TV.

So Amy is suddenly a shoplifter. Hmm. So she walks round wearing stolen object, and confides in Chloe, who she's known only a few weeks.

But is anyone else irrationally irritated by Stiff (as my husband always says loudly when he sees her) referring to get soon as "my boy" in that strange way?

Well, provided her move to Sydney happens, she’ll only be saying “my boy” onscreen for a couple more days. Apparently it is a running joke with Carla Bonner and the writers that they try to get as many “my boy” references in as possible, due to people picking up on it and commenting on social media and elsewhere.
I’m kind of used to it now, tbh I’ve always found Jimmy’s use of “G-Dad” far more irritating

Oh god yes. G dad. Thanks for reminding me.

Please can this thread have no more references to home & away. I find it really confusing.

Totally hate "my boy" references. Almost as much as "little man" (think your mention of Lynn reminded me)

Didn't grandma whatsername (Gary's mum) do some petty thieving too? Or am I mixing them up?

Don’t mind ‘My boy’ but yeah G-Dad - bleurgh!