Neighbours - Countdown to the wedding in the well...

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Noticed that the other thread is nearly full, but I don’t know how to set up the link thing on the other one. Help!

Yeah I thought Sonia's reaction at the door was pretty believable and even in the nursery for those of us not above our base urges, but the whole rushing home to have sex keeping Cassius in mind was yuck

It is just weird and wrong. Evening’s illustration of the flip side is spot on, I mean Ew!! I know that Cassius has his white male privilege and therefore isn’t necessarily as vulnerable in a situation of objectification, but it is still pretty unsavoury.

I also don’t understand why they’re doing it? Is it just for shits and giggles or are they going to have some clever denouement where Cassius finds the cure for MS but no one will believe him because he’s too pretty to have a brain??

I think it would be fair enough if Piper and Xanthe went a bit wobbly over him (they’re young, he’s roughly in their age bracket), but the entire street?

Having said all this, do you think we need to send a group apology to Travis Burns for all our Tyler-perving...?

Hahah I think the perving is probably an accurate representation of women tbf, and I think women are more open and giggly about it. Also more accepted.
He did have a chat with David about using it to his advantage.

I assume a grumpy hubby will do a how would you feel if we all perved over Chloe in her bikini and then stage some sort of protest.

But I've never watched clips of Ty and then had sex with DH whilst thinking of him

Thanks for clearing that up Sleeping 🤢

it's actually Clive

"it's actually Clive"

At least it's not Karl...

I'm not watching much at the moment, what with speeding through the perving and lizard scenes. Barely long enough to finish my post work cup of tea.

Absolutely loved Susan blowing raspberries at Karl!

He’s a pompous old goat.

I’m still behind this week. I need to binge at some point. I bet all the exciting plots happen when I go on holiday in July but I will be tunnel bearing reason to sneak off and escape MIL

I find the Cassius stuff quite wrong too.
I can't imagine that Susan, Dippy, sonya, etc.. would be too happy with the men of the street sitting having a beer and perving over the Brennan sister in the pool.
but is there any need for him to be topless all the time? can he not wear a vest?

And even if someone was that drop dread gorgeous, surely it doesn't turn you into a mumbling wreck. Have some dignity ladies and get a grip.

(I think Cassius is doing the topless thing and the teeny shorts on purpose, didn't he say to little David he plays on it)

But also it’s very rare there’s a man that every female will be that into.

Or male fancying female should I say

Yeah he did.

I'd be like Sonya was if it was someone who looked like Chris Hemsworth. Or the hot guy I volunteer with. Although I've been able to talk to him for about 8 yrs now haha

Sonya has been giving me the Emma Thompson vibes this week.

Terese’s hair is a bit like a lampshade.

I really like Chloe. I like how she’s quite positive and just bobbles into a scene.

So over this Mishti plot. Or any Mishti plot. The plot line would be far more emotive if it were Xanthe or someone but Mishti is so irrating it just dragging. They either need to give her a personality transfer or ship her off. Maybe a promotion in Queensland. I could see her working at an airport with a sniffer dog. Send her there. We never see the airport.

She has so little natural warmth its hard to care about hee being vulnerable.

When she came in she seemed like she was going to be the naughty little sister but other than a few one night stands that agrees weirdly brought back to her nieces home, she's just quite... annoying

Yeah, zero warmth, that’s it completely.

It’s true. She has less warmth and reality than the androids in Humans. She always looks dead behind the eyes and she’s too flawless (not a problem I can relate to ). I felt sorry for that poor Travis guy trying to create some kind of atmosphere during their date whilst she just stood there pouting.

Yeah she’s like a robot. I think they made a mistake having her go back to the police force, she had marginally more personality and warmth when she worked at The Shed. Mark doesn’t suit being a mechanic either, but he was a pretty terrible cop as well-not sure what job he’d suit. Something with lots of spreadsheets

Toadie’s secretary

I could see Mark being a teacher.

She has less warmth and reality than the androids in Humans except maybe for Niska lol

middle I could see that too, actually maybe he’ll retrain, should only take about a week by Neighbours standards

What is it with dippy and her manipulation of Shane via withholding sex? With that and the anger management issues, I think she'd get short shrift on mumsnet relationship boards
I see Faye can hand her notice in and move states as quickly as the rest of them.
Poor Tyler. Why can't Therese just let piper read the letter? It might give her closure - - us another chance to see tyler-- Hiding it is clearly only going to cause far more heartache and another mother daughter rift.