Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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Shiney new thread for the final

Yes please to that dessert. I have been craving donuts for days.

@SchadenfreudePersonified I did blush.
I can't help being overcome lol

How do you smoke tea?

Is it legal?

I think the beetroot looks good, but I’d be disappointed if I got only one scallop chopped up tiny!

Yorkshire chef has a wanky apron on

That Tommy is like a rugby player. Hope his food is not too wanky. Beetroot will never be a steak!

Sourdough ice cream? Fucks sake

What a waste of tasty toast

Agree squoosh - beetroot and lentil cracker and then ice cream sammich.

Not v v v v exciting.

Oh, and while I think on - FUCK OFF GREGGGGG

Mmm - I could fancy some toast.

Yy to chopped up scallop

I’ve had it like that before - it’s shit

The whole point of scallop is the luscious texture which you don’t get if it’s sliced up thinly - it just smacks of meanness

So far I don’t fancy any of this food

He looks to be a funky Lord

Bet Kenny is thinking WTF.

The Rhubarb Triangle

Why do I feel the urge to snigger?

Has he upcycled a pair of jeans to make his wanky apron?

Twat

And now she's said Crapadeen again - PMSL

Moonira is tiny.

That looks like the EU celeriac mountain in front of Moonira.

How will this show cope after Brexit?

*The Rhubarb Triangle

Why do I feel the urge to snigger?*
Does it make you think of the pubic triangle in Edinburgh?

Nawamin is growing on me

I liked Nawamin better when he had his 1/2 inch ponytail.

Is that.........PRE-MADE puff pastry????

Caramel powder? What is this wonderful sorcery? I need some. I must have some.

I went to the Black Swan last year and had the beetroot, scallop and the damson ice-cream sandwich and they were all bloody amazing. And Tommy was charming.