Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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Fucksake not Alex

Alex was robbed. Kenny should have gone for the melty rhubarb, but they clearly don’t want another woman to win.

If Alex had been a man she'd have gone through.

I think Kenny deserved it
His dish had way more complex elements than Alex’s
So he fucked up the jelly a bit
Her seaweed was greasy

And she always cooks fish with chorizo

Kenny seems to have a wider repertoire

She would have Bertrand

Her faults are:

1. an abundance of X-chromosomes

2. all of those chormosomes are repelled by Greggggg

3. she can't be bothered to hide her loathing

4. her food looks and tastes like something you'd want to eat

*chromosomes, not chormosomes, but I'll bet her chormosomes find him repulsive, too.