Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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Shiney new thread for the final

Bet Kenny really is a crier.

GASP!

I didn't know there was a pubic triangle Edinburgh!

And now they're talking about tarts.

This show is filthy

No wonder poor little Wolfie is corrupted.

Are there any more mojitos? And can I have a pop tart?

Back in the day they'd have set the dogs on Wallace, he wouldn't have been allowed darken the kitchen doors.

Well jel MsRinky

The look on Moonira's face when she looked into the heart of the bi-valve.

I wish Greggggg would piss off.

You lucky thing, MsRinky.

I wonder which of my children will fetch the best price so I can go eat in such places too.

🍸🥨 no pop tarts, try a pretzel

I always look for fermented black apple purée on a menu said no one ever.

Naughty Kenny

Literally the only thing that bald buffoon can talk about with confidence is where the big hand is in relation to the little hand.

Tommy is so calm. He's lovely.

Halsall - I thought that re the shop made puff!

WTF????

Nah, squoosh, he definitely uses a digital.

That "frwrrrr" from Nawamin sounded very camp.

I almost expected him to tell Gregggg to shut that door.

I just googled the black swan. You can only have a tasting menu which consists of all the items they are 'cooking' tonight. So there is no variation, it's the same day in day out. All for £98-£110 per head.
booked 6 months in advance.
#wanky

Tom - Jeans Apron Wanker Dad

Ugh.

Wonder how many times Tom Banks Sr has had this menu.

All my Yorkshire relatives had the same first name. They lack imagination somewhat.

I thought shepherdesses had petticoats and bustles and a curly stick with a ribbon on it.

I meant ancestors of course.

at Kenny. Bless him

Fried beetroot. Meh.

jools

I wish they’d stop Aaying crapodean