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Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

935 replies

fourquenelles · 07/04/2018 23:05

Shiney new thread for the final

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Wolfcub · 09/04/2018 21:05

🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 these should see everyone right for a while

Paranormalbouquet · 09/04/2018 21:05

I want to go to his restaurant. Seen him on something before and his food looks great.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:05

He's not really from Yorkshire is he?

Where's his whippet?

fourquenelles · 09/04/2018 21:05

Chin up Halsall

Welcome back Tafetta

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Halsall · 09/04/2018 21:05

Did he just say crapadeen beetroot?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:05

Cheers Wolfie

Is nobody else having any?

squoosh · 09/04/2018 21:05

Three hours?!

GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2018 21:06

Hope looking at food doesn't make you feel worse, Halsall.

Hi Taffeta. I think Nawamin is looking good for the win, though they're all excellent.

Itsnotanthrax · 09/04/2018 21:06

I'm loving this chef. He gives me fanny gallops 😳

Halsall · 09/04/2018 21:06

🤢🤢🤢🤢

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Taffeta · 09/04/2018 21:06

That beetroot cooked in beef fat looked revolting

OliviaStabler · 09/04/2018 21:07

Feel better soon Halsall

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:07

He DID say crapadeen beetroot. Tastes like meat, eh?

squoosh · 09/04/2018 21:07

Tommy's not doing it for me.

RomaineCalm · 09/04/2018 21:07

Hope you soon feel better Halsall.

Yes, yes, yes to beetroot. I could eat buckets of that.

Liking this chef.

Taffeta · 09/04/2018 21:07

Now you’re talking

Love celeriac

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:07

anthrax!!!

We are ladies here!

GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2018 21:07

Tommy's always marvellous on Great British Menu.

Itsnotanthrax · 09/04/2018 21:08

I'm name changing in honour of Tommy Banks.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:08

Oh Christ! A vegetable 3 different ways and we've just started.

Halsall · 09/04/2018 21:08

Thanks for kind wishes, all. Everything's staying down for now, luckily.

It's 'crapaudine' beetroot, apparently. Still sodding beetroot, though.

fourquenelles · 09/04/2018 21:09

I'm with you on the gallops anthrax and I am old enough to have forgotten what that is Grin

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:09

Moonira'shair looks as though it is made of felt.

Is she a Clanger?

squoosh · 09/04/2018 21:09

I'm sure all these dishes are very clever and whatnot but they're not exactly making my mouth water.

Taffeta · 09/04/2018 21:09

Aww Nawamin like him a lot