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Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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fourquenelles · 07/04/2018 23:05

Shiney new thread for the final

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buddhasbelly · 12/04/2018 20:36
  • she says as she dips breadsticks into dairylea cause there's no proper dip in the house
Halsall · 12/04/2018 20:36

Huh? if this were a normal John'n'Gregggggg gig, they'd be slagging off that undercooked lamb fat....

Taffeta · 12/04/2018 20:37

Beer at the end! Like that

squoosh · 12/04/2018 20:37

Unrendered lamb fat is Envy

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2018 20:37

Me too bonfireheart, and I did today, was gorgeous Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/04/2018 20:38

I get that this guest judge knows what he's talking about but is it just me who think he'd be an arsey chef to work for?

Yes - but I'd still give 'im one!.

I find him curiously erotic . . . Blush

buddhasbelly · 12/04/2018 20:38

I always like how the MasterChef music makes it seem like they're about to undertake a covert operation

bonfireheart · 12/04/2018 20:38

My dad just said "why do you watch the show if you never make any of the recipes?"
No way am I measuring 15 cucumbers.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/04/2018 20:39

Nowt wrong with dairylea Buddha

squoosh · 12/04/2018 20:39

Oooh I love those tubs of Cathedral City cheese spread smeared all over Tuc biscuits.

I have a cheek having an opinion on anything these people cook.

buddhasbelly · 12/04/2018 20:39

Schaden at least he might cook for you

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2018 20:39

Well. That was that round. I'm looking forward to this half.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/04/2018 20:39

I'll feight her for him! Will you let Marcus out?
Right let's tweet mc, tell them about our ammmmaaazing threads and volunteer our services.i think MC professionals thread last time will have them pissing their pants.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/04/2018 20:40

when it's a Heston recipe the fat can be as thick as the grocer and no one squeaks about it

Grin Grin Grin

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2018 20:40

Oh just remembered I've brie in the fridge, I'll be back

Wolfcub · 12/04/2018 20:41

Love Alex in my opinion said like fuck off you dick

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2018 20:41

Tell him to fuck off Alex

squoosh · 12/04/2018 20:41

Fuckery you can have Jay for starter and main course rounds and fourq can have him for pudding and the fumble in the store cupboard rounds.

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2018 20:41

"In my opinion". In other words, Gregg, she doesn't give a shit what you think.

viques · 12/04/2018 20:41

I've had that sea food rice in Portugal, it's gorgeous.

squoosh · 12/04/2018 20:42

We've had a heck of a lot of squiddy things this year!

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fourquenelles · 12/04/2018 20:42

Alex looking Greg(g) right in the eye and saying "I want you to be speechless". She has spoken for us all. Alex for the win.

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Halsall · 12/04/2018 20:42

'I want you to be speechless' Good woman, Alex Grin

Lottapianos · 12/04/2018 20:42

'i want you to be speechless'

Grin Well said Alex!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/04/2018 20:42

"W and T speechless. Hasn't happened before."

Yeah - well nobody's stuck your head in the fryer before, you knob.