Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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Shiney new thread for the final

I still doubt that can be edible.

Poor Kenny.

Yeah - I'm up for a pasty, Fuckery

Poor Kenny it’s a pink soup

Id still bathe in Kenny's pud.

Alex's looked fab. I would be CHUFFED if that was put in front of me

'I wouldn't order my own food'

Fair enough That should be the strapline on his cookbook

I would love to meet up but I'm not in the UK

(Goes off to google flights and air b&b)

Funny anecdote, i have a sibling that's a chef, quite a fancy one working abroad. He did a week's stade (or whatever it's called) at TK's kitchen. Hed run out of jobs to do and thought fuck it I may as well keep BUSY and helped on pot wash. He deigned to wash TK's tasting spoon. TK went mental at him and which point my brother said "you know what mate, you're just a tattie peeler like the rest of us." He'd since won awards and doing rather well for himself so on balance, sometimes people just need to be taken down a peg of two.

The look o John's face . . .

Patronising tosser that Greggggg is - how DARE he criticise!?

I'd be the one with only one arm 🙋‍♀️

Poor kenny, first the recalcitrant cauliflower and now the unset jelly.

Bye Kenny

Kenny’s a goner I reckon. No cauliflower and unset jelly

But I hasten to add peeling potatoes is pretty much all I'm good for.

"Don't throw everything at it" he says to kenny while Alex had lots of mess all over hers.
David to win please.

I think Kenny knows it!

Good for your bro buddha, the egos on some of these celeb chefs are beyond wankerdom!

Oh John is crying

Oooh John. REAL TEARS.

Going overboard a bit for a deconstructed apple crumble aren't they?

I think Alex is going....

I'm happy for David. I don't usually change my opinion on contestants but I've been won round to David!

Aha I knew John had a tear in his eye yesterday

Good for your brother! (who is TK?)

ellen where do you live??