Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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Shiney new thread for the final

Poor Kenny.

I think the end is nigh for Alex

Gregggg is so bloody wanky and patronising . . . .

John Torode!!

I'm nervous for them

I think Alex is going too, but maybe a puddle of unset jelly is just too wrong.

Is TK Tom Kitchin?

I don't want Alex to go

I always think Kitchin looks like a really haggard toddler.

They won't let the only woman go.

Sorry that does not look like proper puff pastry like what I was taught to cook all those years ago and have never made since. Looks like very short short crust, but St David can do no wrong. Of all the finalists he has seemed not to have moved on and learned as much as the others, I really don't like him much, he doesn't seem to have much fun in his soul.

Schaden first name tom surname sounds like mitchen

Please - not Alex

Is John menopausal?

Ah, I'm not a Kenny fan.

Oh fuck.

Nooooooooooooooo

Aw poor alex

Oh Alex we will miss you.

Awww lovely Alex

What a lovely, lovely lady. 💕

Ah for fuck sake, I knew they wouldn't have another woman win

Right David to win so

I'm in Ireland squoosh

Nooooooooooo!

Not Alex!

She should never have been dumped!

They've been against er from the beginning. It's because her loathing for Greggg shines through

John is totes emosh tonight.

Damn. Sad for Alex.

I think David is going to win.

Might be around tomorrow, might not. Sodding car has a broken headlight. Was fixed after a crash by the garage (took two months!) and we've only had it back for two weeks. Don't know what the fuck to do; we're supposed to be driving from Edinburgh to Somerset tomorrow.

How did that happen? My money was on Kenny going!