Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

[fourquenelles]

Shiney new thread for the final

I really haven’t got the patience for measuring cucumber

Yes, fourquenelles I was lucky enough to eat at the chef's table there a few years ago. Exciting food. Each dish is really full of history.

That's what I wondered viques. It looked big enough for James Herriot to use to protect his arm when sticking it up a cow's bottom.

This is wanky but an appealing wanky as opposed to tiny containers full of piranha heads wanky.

Life's too short Wolf.

I don't think Nawamin's ready for this jelly.

Who won Halsall

How many plates of food are they supposed to make? Seems a lot of food waste if it's only one dish for Porky and John.

1 whole octopus, 15 cucumbers, a sea of mussels ....this is getting very silly.

Looks as if it's been passed.

Hello all. Sorry. I was late. Just been wrestling with an octopus. said the latest Mrs Gregg.
I don't fancy any of this.

Loved the Look!

squoosh

Cucumber ketchup, nope not for me

I think its a bit unfair to ask them to do this, they are not professionals and its a lot of pressure, and they know one will be going home

I am keen on social history and that seems to be such an interesting concept Olivia.

Now 3 dozen scallops!! Ffs.à

Alex appears to be BBQing in the car park

That smoker looks like a Danger to Shipping,

Hello all. Sorry. I was late. Just been wrestling with an octopus. said the latest Mrs Gregg

Hehehe

I want a Big Green Egg.

We had fish fingers beans and chips for tea.

Schaden I'll tell you when I've counted the remaining arms

Egg yolk in a carton, never knew such a thing existed

Pilot Dave good at butchering

Wonder how many bodies he has in his freezer

re-attach the fat?! What the jiggins.

And pilot boy just has to wrestle a single duck......