Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

[fourquenelles]

Shiney new thread for the final

Christ! Was that Greggg's "tango face"?

'said the latest Mrs Gregg'

Ewwww NOT jealousy

squoosh I'd die first

fourquenelles It is almost theatre what they do. Introduce each dish and give you the history of where the dish was inspired from

This is a total wankfest

Oh dear Kennys not using his ruler

I'm liking this challenge. It's a bit different.

Well I am adding Dinner to my bucket list

If you've got less than two you may need to worry Halsall.

If you've got more than two you've merged with the octopus like that bloke in that film "The Fly"

But you will be able to type faster, so swings and roundabouts . . . .

“Treacherous times, John Torode”

loving Alex tonight

I suspect Chef is the sort of person who wanted to be a chemistry teacher but didn't like children. This must be the perfect alternative job.

Can I come with you Fourq? Pretty please.

This is how they present your menu

I just love the way Ashley and his Grand Vizier of the kitchen exchange looks and wiggle their eyebrows.

We could have a Mastercheffian outing Romaine

Nawamin is wearing a very expensive watch

Pea Shelling this is like some weird hazing thing

Shelling peas

That is BEAUTIFUL olivia

Come on Nawamin!

I think the whole of the Masterchef viewing public are trying to google Dinner. I can't get a hit yet!

Surely Nawamin can't have forgotten that he has to put the peas back in the pod and re-attach them to the plant?

Kenny looks a bit like Mr Punch

*gasp, not gas

You bastard, autocorrect

I still keep hoping that some terribly generous Michelin star restaurant owner will read this thread and offer a free dinner to us lovely Mastercheffians. Hopeless optimism.