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Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

935 replies

fourquenelles · 07/04/2018 23:05

Shiney new thread for the final

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Lottapianos · 12/04/2018 20:07

Five hours! They will all need a lie down after this

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/04/2018 20:07

Oh - hello btw

Sorry- bad manners - over-excited.

BTW - I've lost a piranha head. Did anyone notice if I left it on the bus.

Thanks. I wouldn't bother but it was hanging onto my umbrella.

Fontella · 12/04/2018 20:07

Alex should be good at this I reckon

GrouchyKiwi · 12/04/2018 20:08

This is an interesting challenge.

fourquenelles · 12/04/2018 20:08

This is the first time they have done something like this I think ellena - may e wrong. It's like a very, very involved technical challenge a la GBBO.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/04/2018 20:08

That Ashley is strangely attractive . . .

OliviaStabler · 12/04/2018 20:08

Dinner is amazing. The intricate recipes are outstanding. I don't envy them. One missed line and the dish is ruined

Joinourclub · 12/04/2018 20:08

I've not eaten yet. They've only shown us the scallops and I'm sooooooooo hungry.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/04/2018 20:08

Oh this is going to be another level of wankery!

Footle · 12/04/2018 20:08

Bet it sucked the lifeblood out of that brolly, Schadenf.

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2018 20:09

You'll get it back when I get the cheque Schaden

squoosh · 12/04/2018 20:09

Five hours of intense cooking. I'd start with a sandwich and a sit down and a cry.

viques · 12/04/2018 20:09

5 hours. what are they doing - Christmas lunch for 20?

Are they all doing different recipes? how are they going to compare?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/04/2018 20:09

That octopus looks terrifying!

fourquenelles · 12/04/2018 20:09

A couple fell out of my bra when I undressed last night Schaden along with the usual popcorn and small change.

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Fontella · 12/04/2018 20:10

How the hell does that scallop dish take 5 hours?

Wolfcub · 12/04/2018 20:10

Envy not envy

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/04/2018 20:10

squoosh

Grin
viques · 12/04/2018 20:10

couldn't they find a bigger octopus?

fourquenelles · 12/04/2018 20:11

The premise of Dinner is fascinating. Have you dined there Olivia?

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/04/2018 20:11

Sous vided octopus - I can't help but think that David Attenborough wouldn't approve.

Taffeta · 12/04/2018 20:12

The thing I like best about Alex is what she says doesn’t match the way she says it

She sounds almost bored, a sort of insouciant ennui. But actually says how excited she is.

Awesome skill

Halsall · 12/04/2018 20:12

Hello all. Sorry. I was late. Just been wrestling with an octopus.

ellenanora5 · 12/04/2018 20:12

Thanks fourqs was thinking it was a new challenge

I don't envy them

RomaineCalm · 12/04/2018 20:12

I think David might be good at this - methodical and following lots of instructions.