Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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Shiney new thread for the final

squoosh I am actually PMSL at that 😂😂😂😂

Poor Greg. Two meals, no pudding yet.

billy

So what are we getting now - capybara testicles with raw anaconda cerebellum?

I just can't even with this now.

I reckon there's an international conspiracy among top end chefs to come up with the most outrageous shite and get people to actually eat it.
My battery is on 10% and I can't go up and find my charger as my feet are still in plastic bags.

Why does no one in Peru own a juicer?

DH has just said it looked like something you would find after Hiroshima ..... esp the potatoes

Death Pilot Dave is loving this. I haven't seen him smile so much.

I've had to open my hotel packet of custard creams in some sort of quiet protest.

I reckon there's an international conspiracy among top end chefs to come up with the most outrageous shite and get people to actually eat it

I think you're right - it's like the Emperoro's New Clothes but with "food"

Just shuffle - you'll be fine. I put socks on over footner. No, that's not a new fangled 3* Michelin recipe.

Oh thank god alex is making something without corn

Oh yes Alex!

You are lucky to have them Romaine - God knows how you would keep your sanity otherwise.

Pudding sounds nice....

Hmm, I'd say that ganache had seized......Sorry, Alex

stop nawamin cooking anything thai !

Ohwhatfuckery You must send the Footner shavings to Lima restaurant. I'm fairly sure they could do something creative with them.

I reckon there's an international conspiracy among top end chefs to come up with the most outrageous shite and get people to actually eat it. I think you're right - it's like the Emperoro's New Clothes but with "food"

Yy that’s exactly how I felt about Assassin of Fun

Nawamin isn't exactly breaking any personal barriers is he? I'm glad my DD isn't going to marry him after all.

What the hell is THAT!?

Pig on fire

I fucking love NAWAMIN

YY Taffeta - it was "what inedible pretentious wankery can I get away with this time?"

Think that was the biscuit Halsall.
Pacu pacu looks lovely.
See chef number one dressed up for the occasion.

SHUT UP GREGGG!!!!!!!!