Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

[fourquenelles]

Shiney new thread for the final

God be with the simple days of lime air and chocolate soil.

@Halsall you’d be grand with the potatoes and guinea pigs.

Whut did I hear? Fucking fuck off!
And I don't want my food on proper dirt.

Greg's such a twat. The food is also a twat.

No
No
No

Dried alpaca heart. VOM.

There's a very "eat the souls of my enemies" vibe to chef isn't there. Must be a fan of Conan. Next he'll be playing the lamentations of the women.

Which bits are you meant to eat? How is Gregggggg going to tackle this?

The waiter tells you what you can and shouldn't eat

What the hell is that? What is edible? I'd probably shame myself by trying to eat the plate or tablecloth of I went there. Might taste better than alpaca heart.

Dried alpaca heart

'topped with alpaca heart' the narrator casually chirruped.

bloody fiends!

God Almighty!

Greggggg just managed not to spit that out, I think . . .

I wouldn’t have a clue what to eat.

@Halsall my neighbours now think I'm nuts as that's the second time you've made me laugh really loudly.

I'll never complain about anything three ways again.

No wonder Paddington fled Peru. He saw what they did to his alpaca friends and quite frankly he was worried for his vital organs!

Now where's the nearest McDonald's...

"I've learnt a new box of tricks"

To be used where exactly? It's not exactly going to go down well in Grimsby.

everything is " to another level " were you born a lift operator !

Suddenly I am very keen to remain on my diet of farm animals, mass produced vegetables and widely caught fish for some inexplicable reason . . .

I like the look of Lima

Yy squoosh marmalade sandwiches all the way

I have to say when I go to a restaurant I like to know which things on the plate/ piranha head/wooden box I am supposed to eat. speaking as someone who doesn't even like sprigs of parsley I think I will give that place a miss.

Did either Greg or John tuck into the alpaca heart? I reckon they nipped round the corner and found a takeaway. there was not enough edible food their to feed a guinea pig.

Squoosh 🐻**

Jesus Christ that food looked grim ... glad you lot thought the same ....

What delights await?

Fermented bear's bum with a topping of corn?