Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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Shiney new thread for the final

That's some review Romaine, think I'll give it a miss so

snot on a cracker.

Why is poor Nawamin deep frying sweet potato again?

What do you do with the piranha heads? well if it was me if pop them on my fingers and do a little puppet show with them. Snap snap snap.

Chef's quite attractive.

I agree it's unbelievable - but is it edible

Carry on up the Andes.

That review is great. People who go to these restaurants are a tough crowd,

That looks... Interesting. Like something out of the bin.

Has Death Stare Pilot cleaned his comb out onto that bowl?

This food looks utterly utterly disgusting. I get that it's a challenge but it all sounds vile!

Chef is quite pleasing Grouchy.

Fuck of Greg

Shut up Gregggg

What mountain range looks like that, you twat?

If I was going to live in Peru I think I would rather eat like a fisherman than a posh restaurant (oh yum darling, piranha! Followed by rainbow tortilla, and potatoes cooked in mud.)

Are people paying for this?

What if you lived in Peru and didn't like corn? You'd starve to death.

Potatoes baked in filth.

Yes but he bring you a bacon and fried egg
Sandwich with daddies sauce in bed?

Has Death Stare Pilot cleaned his comb out onto that bowl?

Gregg's trying to sound like a proper foodie. Notice that Jon hasn't actually said he likes anything or that it tastes good.

This is taking the piss now

Greg(g) 'll be picking the corn silk out of his teeth for weeks

DRIED ALPACA HEART!!!!!!

I'm with you Viques. I'll stick to rice and chips with donuts thanks.

Dear God. This is like eating the remains of an archaeological dig.

DID THEY SAY DRIED ALPACA HEART??????