Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

[fourquenelles]

Shiney new thread for the final

Oh no I didn't like the look of that at all

I'm sure there is squoosh (goes to check google)

Ewww, fish heads

@AsAProfessionalFekko I was there as a poor student. It’s gorgeous and full of history. Travelled all over and loved it!

The RSPCA would be on you like a shot Squoosh - plus, even piranha have standards

squoosh

Is it just me thinks that that looks like a willie?

'FUCK THAT PLATE OF FOOD'

couldn't agree more

Excellent idea about Gregg and the piranhas, squoosh

This different altitudes business is wanky bollocks isn't it?

Lofty Andes? Load of dusty old rocks more like.

Pan pipes are out

I like corn but come on!

Reminds me of my travels in Russia - cabbage 1000 ways... Thank God for vodka.

Yum. The things Kiwis call yams. They are delicious.

this isn't food !!!

snap Schaden

snap snap snap snap snap snap
(piranha impression)

Paranormal, I'd say that was an amazing trip

Oh yes. V wanky.

Jacket potatoes cooked in the ashes.

I think this menu has jumped the pirana

God I hate all this willy waving, control freakery type of cooking

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That dish looks like my cats litter tray in the morning

Juicing limes on an industrial scale seems to be big business in Peru

@Halsall

They need a commercial utensil for lime squeezing

I’m sure juicers exist!

Nope none of this is whetting my appetite, I'm happy with my popcorn