Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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Shiney new thread for the final

They're probably longing for lamb three ways with samphire, sweetbread and foam. Yet these sodding fancy foreign chefs keep coming over and giving them the same old shite they get every day. Huh.

Poncetastic food

Were those grubs? 🤔

Tweezer food time. Chefs a bit nice though. If wanky.

Pelican and chips ellenanora

Is delish, I expect

Virgil is a different kettle of fish from the last Peruvian chef.

I think this is the most excited and energetic I've seen Alex all series. That's nice to see.

17 course tasting menu - God alone knows what that costs

Completely unique? As opposed to.....a little bit unique? Slightly unique? Quite unique?

Peru is beautiful. And I’m sure the food is good in lots of places. This place looks amazing for example!

SHe's great Grouchy - as you say - very animated.

Pelican and chips

It would be seagull and chips where I am, the buggers are everywhere

Go Alex, you have to win for us Masterchefians

Goat's cheese foam - yuck. Ooh piranha. Fab.

Pirhana no no no

Hmm..... No thanks. To both the chef AND his 17 courses 😱

Piranha!

They can skeletonise a cow in three minutes.

I read it in the Beano.

Anyone been? I'm trying to persuade family fekko to go this year.

Yuh huh this is a proper chef

Not like up cycled jeans apron bloke

Isn't there an aquarium of live piranhas that someone could tip Gregg into?

Eating piranha raw seems like a poetic justice kind of thing.

FUCK THAT PLATE OF FOOD. No. Hell no. WHAT?!

Same here ellenanora And the frigging things are a PROTECTED SPECIES now!

I mean - SEAGULLS!!! WT actual F?

I have a feeling that even piranhas have standards.

That's a fucking scary dish.

Corn 8 ways. Fucking brilliant